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The level of savagery I one day hope to achieve
We'll never get those days back
Yeah, this is kind of true
Where we dropping boys?
If you're not with me... then you are my enemy...
My wife and I are doing fertility treatments. Today I had to provide a sperm sample. Here's the super erotic not awkward room where you jack off into a cup with your name on it.
Get em while they're young
low effort shitpost
Being an old timey doctor...
lol this nibba doesnt even have a charizard
what a nice laugh
She’s onto something
Car modded to look like an X-wing
The best smartphones - with screen sizes of 55-inches
Just one drink...
how old is tinkerbell?
tro thu
Even slower than snails
Hope I got my ticket
My grandma’s cat refuses to come out while I’m there. But he’s always watching
I chose... poorly
friendship.
This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.
This pun is bad and I should feel bad.
Mid-Term Exam soon..
I just realized what my "employee handbook" said...
Strong hips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The perfect summer body doesn't exis...
Google tells you Hobbit meal times.
I had my sister watch my cat for a couple days, and these are all the updates she sent me.
Years go by really fast
That time of the week
Every penny counts
Just a friendly reminder that october is in 166 days
timing
Can't read my mind
yes
Anyone for yoga?.
get it right
Eye see you
What??? I see nothing.
Breed of peace? Piece of ass that he bit off
Moober...
Makes you think..
Shampoolympics
Ugh, not again
It is Wednesday
The perfect girl doesn't exist
The Manliest Pacifier Ever
Hold on, Karen
I ' m pretty sure you will figure this out.
The trap has sprung
It is
The USB stick of shame
Beautiful!
This means anal right?
CHOKING HAZARD
zucc
WHOS THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF!
Plox
the height of lazy
The ultimate go to
This is the devil’s work.
HLers when faced with any form of difficulty
Gotta love allergy season
If you got this type of time in your morning wyd
I told her she wasn't bringing me enough limes, think she knocked it out of the park
Found this gem at school today
Wha...what are they going to do to Thomas?
Im no good at push ups
The friendzone
I've never met my great aunt, but this picture tells me everything I need to know
How to weed out a fake
I applaud this lady who literally doesn't give an F in Dallas!
I get married on Saturday and this was my dinner fortune cookie tonight.
Look how happy he is.
Sometimes I don’t even wanna check
why indeed
No Kevin
birb
We’ve all been there
KFC chicken as space shuttle launch smoke.
I turned Danny Devito into a South Park character
:thinking:
Just as I suspected at Starbucks.
We shrunk a co-worker's desk while he was on vacation.
"See class, this is where they still believe in vaccinations."
The best part of going to the dentist
So I had a fortune cookie today
See who.......
Most British headline I have ever seen
I found Mark Zuckerberg in some art from 1544
Ancient India's 500TB pendrive
as long as she give me anal it all g
You know I'm Something of a Scientist Myself
war is over
Graphs make every decision easier
But this...does put a smile on my face
Starbucks to close 8,000 stores for racial-bias education on May 29
Charmin - the pun lords