Bad Luck Witch King
He's mine now
This hotel has had enough. Happy 4/19.5!
you are not fat
The cat's snot bubble
Just a statue practicing good hygiene
the story unfolds
Italian pasta brand advertisement in honor of Simpsons 30th season
Life as an adult when you get your own place
Harvey Weinstein's Couch
What a great buy!
Jesus taking a bath
This guy has seen it all
My mom made her first meme, texted it to me with the explanation "The contractor is stressing me a little"
Don’t know what to say here !!
One of my students draws little booties on the characters in his illustrations of word problems and I can’t stop laughing.
sneak peek from star wars episode 9
Traps are what?
This about to be everybody tomorrow
The Stages of Coffee Addiction
Oh Master Yoda ;)
Great 50 degree spring day for a walk in Minnesota
Its been a rough month! Okay?!
I hope it doesn't become an epidemic...
Earth always has be the “special one”
Don’t be like Dave!
Seems like the current guy is doing fine though
The level of savagery I one day hope to achieve
We'll never get those days back
Yeah, this is kind of true
Where we dropping boys?
If you're not with me... then you are my enemy...
My wife and I are doing fertility treatments. Today I had to provide a sperm sample. Here's the super erotic not awkward room where you jack off into a cup with your name on it.
Get em while they're young
low effort shitpost
Being an old timey doctor...
lol this nibba doesnt even have a charizard
what a nice laugh
She’s onto something
Car modded to look like an X-wing
The best smartphones - with screen sizes of 55-inches
Just one drink...
how old is tinkerbell?
Even slower than snails
Hope I got my ticket
My grandma’s cat refuses to come out while I’m there. But he’s always watching
I chose... poorly
This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.
This pun is bad and I should feel bad.
Mid-Term Exam soon..
I just realized what my "employee handbook" said...
Strong hips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The perfect summer body doesn't exis...
Google tells you Hobbit meal times.
I had my sister watch my cat for a couple days, and these are all the updates she sent me.
Years go by really fast
That time of the week
Every penny counts
Just a friendly reminder that october is in 166 days
Can't read my mind
Anyone for yoga?.
get it right
Eye see you
What??? I see nothing.
Breed of peace? Piece of ass that he bit off
Makes you think..
Ugh, not again
It is Wednesday
The perfect girl doesn't exist
The Manliest Pacifier Ever
Hold on, Karen
I ' m pretty sure you will figure this out.
The trap has sprung
The USB stick of shame
This means anal right?
WHOS THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF!
the height of lazy
The ultimate go to
This is the devil’s work.
HLers when faced with any form of difficulty
Gotta love allergy season
If you got this type of time in your morning wyd
I told her she wasn't bringing me enough limes, think she knocked it out of the park