What a habit

You got better puns

The part you do not see

My wife’s grandfather is turning 88 years old and I volunteered to make the invites. Not sure if I should just have them printed without showing her first.

ok.

math

Should we wake Mom? Let’s consult the chart.

Please send help

@taine

Hello Master!

Drugs are good kids

Easy

sara connor

Riding pear-back

Let’s just see how this plays out....

Genius

Wholesome

Someone will be promoted in the office

Army men chess with the son lol. His idea.

This is the guitar pick I use to play quarter notes

Truth here in Michigan

Loss meems are not funny.

Scarily accurate

Now I am sad ...

Johnny Bravo is that you?

The Jewish what....?

With or without the lemon?

indeed

Internet trolls consolation

what is going on inside their head?

Genius

nut

Babe?

New post Icelandic player seems legit viking

Most wonderful thing in whole wide world

Wow; TIME Magazine made a joke - and a good one, too!

'Pawn Stars' star Richard Harrison, known as 'The Old Man,' dies

When you ask for "as much mild sauce as you can give me without getting fired". 175 packets.

Happy Summer!

HEY

This makes me question my existence...

Current Affairs

These humans..they are weak

WHAT THE... oh

Yeah but, bear traps are not gay

Turns out the Ronaldo statue was realistic all along

tuna

More star wars meem

Updated for accuracy

We’ve all experienced this at some point in our lives...

wholesome

The guy in the blue is definitely getting a selfie for ONE reason only.

drop

This is quite extra

Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby is the best thing you'll see today...

Salty and long... Mmmm

Pele throwing mad shade

yeet

It's a palm tree

I can't read this chalkboard without singing it in my head

Her teacher specifically requested the kids try their best to spell out the words

My girl sent me this the other day after an argument

waaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeeeaaaa...

This is kind of true!

Poppinfresh

Delaying the inevitable

Saw this in the window of a bar in Iceland

The power of flextape

Apparently there is a Sunday yard sale in my friend’s neighbourhood.

is very impressive

Wii U

pls

Post-apocalyptic

I thought it seemed like a reasonable offer

These care instructions on my son's swim diaper

When you insist on Heinz and Hellmans but something still isn't right

The best place to hide from Animal Control is right under their noses.

Ground Hog Day 2

He was chosen by heaven, Say his name

The "Timed Perfectly" pic of the three lightning bolts reminded me of this; still laugh to myself every time I think of it.

Anti wholesome.

Well... that's one way how to grab people's attention. Could have been worse though, could have been Comic Sans.

backseat driver

She found a boy she likes at daycare, but I don't think the feeling is mutual.

This divider is mine, go find your own

Pelé owns Argentina as always

Dee's Nuts

We both wore green to the Safari Park...

Can anyone adopt me?

Flat earth society, I'M WITH YOU!

fact

Your Majesty.

Time to leave earth

Throwback

Gets me everytime.

My daughter put Ken in front of the doorbell. It startled me at first

Got a license mate?

You gotta do the cooking by the book

Doggoception