pls

Post-apocalyptic

I thought it seemed like a reasonable offer

These care instructions on my son's swim diaper

When you insist on Heinz and Hellmans but something still isn't right

The best place to hide from Animal Control is right under their noses.

Ground Hog Day 2

He was chosen by heaven, Say his name

The "Timed Perfectly" pic of the three lightning bolts reminded me of this; still laugh to myself every time I think of it.

Anti wholesome.

Well... that's one way how to grab people's attention. Could have been worse though, could have been Comic Sans.

backseat driver

She found a boy she likes at daycare, but I don't think the feeling is mutual.

This divider is mine, go find your own

Pelé owns Argentina as always

Dee's Nuts

We both wore green to the Safari Park...

Can anyone adopt me?

Flat earth society, I'M WITH YOU!

fact

Your Majesty.

Time to leave earth

Throwback

Gets me everytime.

My daughter put Ken in front of the doorbell. It startled me at first

Got a license mate?

You gotta do the cooking by the book

Doggoception

These boxes are being sneaky.

Dude I'm sitting right next to her

Not wholesome

indeed

Possessed shower head, be careful

Saw My Ex Parked at Target

Neymar hair style

Wholesome

hue

Arrr, me mateys!

Awe, how sweet.

how tho....

alcohol

Tyra's hair straight up looking like Joe Dirt.

gotta love benedict

If it makes drinking alone sound less lonely, i’m on board

It’s about time

Now thats real... Lol

Yeahhhhh

Almost wholesome

Handicap parking for Metallica fans

I bet he's reading her a scary story

minty is just cold spicy

I’d bite too if you dangled a taco in front of my face!

When prescriptions tell you not to operate heavy machinery I assume they’re talking about cars, but the first place my mind goes is giant dump trucks

Baby don't hurt me.

Give this dog a modeling contract!

Chandler v. Door

this meme was brought to you by sunday afternoon with my father

Excellent advertising

"...you have one week."

Elmo knows whats up

Yup....

He woke

Our server at Pappadaux’s labeled our to-go boxes for us.

+40 mana regen +25 to maximum health

*** that's hot

I got bit in the leg by a shark. My friend purchased this gift for me.

Fire distinguisher.

The floor was lava

My dad sent me this. The caption is his.

Our generation is ruined!

When you leave Iran

Hustler monkey

Wife said “no cheap flamingo in my yard” 1 month and counting.

Shoe Refund With Note

ARE YOU F8CKING KIDDING ME

14.3% of each...

Baby K seems like a treat

Looking for out of this world experience

Kids first time hearing Bohemian Rhapsody... air guitars abound

Animal Cruelty

So easy to tell

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Intense Road Doge

Cant forgetti the spaghetti

Important sign seen at the San Francisco Pride Parade today

Celebrating friendship day, everyday

When you upvote a post from 666 to 667

This isn't the Kit Kat I was expecting

Attack of the Killer Kitties

Yo! Jerry is asleep again. Greg get the plastic cups!

Get her told Frank

This photo at a taco stand in Copenhagen, Denmark

Well...can anyone tell me the answer?

The pattern on these shoes look like a bunch of stoned aliens

Dysliexa

Ploop

My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob...

It was Thoth, the Egyptian god!

i'm wonder if it can fly

Speak your peace lil mama