Fire distinguisher.
The floor was lava
My dad sent me this. The caption is his.
Our generation is ruined!
When you leave Iran
Hustler monkey
Wife said “no cheap flamingo in my yard” 1 month and counting.
Shoe Refund With Note
ARE YOU F8CKING KIDDING ME
14.3% of each...
Baby K seems like a treat
Looking for out of this world experience
Kids first time hearing Bohemian Rhapsody... air guitars abound
Animal Cruelty
So easy to tell
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Intense Road Doge
Cant forgetti the spaghetti
Important sign seen at the San Francisco Pride Parade today
Celebrating friendship day, everyday
When you upvote a post from 666 to 667
This isn't the Kit Kat I was expecting
Attack of the Killer Kitties
Yo! Jerry is asleep again. Greg get the plastic cups!
Get her told Frank
This photo at a taco stand in Copenhagen, Denmark
Well...can anyone tell me the answer?
The pattern on these shoes look like a bunch of stoned aliens
Dysliexa
Ploop
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob...
It was Thoth, the Egyptian god!
i'm wonder if it can fly
Speak your peace lil mama
Neymar WK 2018 highlights
I can do that do!
Here in Sweden we don’t have that high standards for advertising.
not mine but had to share!
The mothurian kingdom shall rise again
...if you're brave enough!
When sleep is life
Ventriloquism is weird
Nick
One of the best "business cards" I've seen.
Proof that there's aliens!
Why can't the faces swap?
*angry dog noises*
Thor ragnarok
Guess I’m having gyros for dinner
Great
Cat Photobomb Level: Bitter
yes
Right in front of our eyes the whole time.
My daughter wanted me to grill a cheeseburger for our small dog.
When I'm supposed to work on Sunday
Many levels of fail.
Was trying to figure out Franklin the Turtle's name and stumbled across this.
What about discovery kids?
Looks like somebody just won a game of Solichair.
Glory to the Union
Where do I get one? ;)
gottem
My brothers hand towels
Hardwood tree-way
This isn’t how this works...
BEFORE AND AFTER...TACOS
Started remodeling the basement and ripped off the old paneling from the 1970's
April deserves a raise
Too woke5me
So that’s what my son’s teacher meant by, “I love him!”
It’s the small things.
Con...grats... I think...
Cats are evil.
This kid knows what's up
Instant Regerts
I also was able to meet Jason Momoa with my girlfriend. He got a little too close to her
My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning.
Let me live my life, Susan
I work in a pharmacy, and this is happens a lot.
Driver-please don't text and drive
Spiders...
Damn fruit striped gum...
Photobombed by the couple behind my Father and I
"Yeah, so I brought this gift for the family but I require assistance to give it to you"
My friend’s kid did this to their pantry
The worst thing that can happen to a squirrel
It’s so hard to find gluten free parking these days!
I choose only the the hip veterinarians
My parrot thinks he’s Gandalf
This king size bed keeps getting smaller and smaller
Well....rip
Well there’s your problem
back when nickelodeon made good music
always love when stores go for the bad pun
Wife is out of town...
The reflection of this guys license plate
Don't get between my gran and her food...
split it in two!
Good ol’ Nick
Tiny moron