When you ask for "as much mild sauce as you can give me without getting fired". 175 packets.

Happy Summer!

HEY

This makes me question my existence...

Current Affairs

These humans..they are weak

WHAT THE... oh

Yeah but, bear traps are not gay

Turns out the Ronaldo statue was realistic all along

tuna

More star wars meem

Updated for accuracy

We’ve all experienced this at some point in our lives...

wholesome

The guy in the blue is definitely getting a selfie for ONE reason only.

drop

This is quite extra

Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby is the best thing you'll see today...

Salty and long... Mmmm

Pele throwing mad shade

yeet

It's a palm tree

I can't read this chalkboard without singing it in my head

Her teacher specifically requested the kids try their best to spell out the words

My girl sent me this the other day after an argument

waaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeeeaaaa...

This is kind of true!

Poppinfresh

Delaying the inevitable

Saw this in the window of a bar in Iceland

The power of flextape

Apparently there is a Sunday yard sale in my friend’s neighbourhood.

is very impressive

Wii U

pls

Post-apocalyptic

I thought it seemed like a reasonable offer

These care instructions on my son's swim diaper

When you insist on Heinz and Hellmans but something still isn't right

The best place to hide from Animal Control is right under their noses.

Ground Hog Day 2

He was chosen by heaven, Say his name

The "Timed Perfectly" pic of the three lightning bolts reminded me of this; still laugh to myself every time I think of it.

Anti wholesome.

Well... that's one way how to grab people's attention. Could have been worse though, could have been Comic Sans.

backseat driver

She found a boy she likes at daycare, but I don't think the feeling is mutual.

This divider is mine, go find your own

Pelé owns Argentina as always

Dee's Nuts

We both wore green to the Safari Park...

Can anyone adopt me?

Flat earth society, I'M WITH YOU!

fact

Your Majesty.

Time to leave earth

Throwback

Gets me everytime.

My daughter put Ken in front of the doorbell. It startled me at first

Got a license mate?

You gotta do the cooking by the book

Doggoception

These boxes are being sneaky.

Dude I'm sitting right next to her

Not wholesome

indeed

Possessed shower head, be careful

Saw My Ex Parked at Target

Neymar hair style

Wholesome

hue

Arrr, me mateys!

Awe, how sweet.

how tho....

alcohol

Tyra's hair straight up looking like Joe Dirt.

gotta love benedict

If it makes drinking alone sound less lonely, i’m on board

It’s about time

Now thats real... Lol

Yeahhhhh

Almost wholesome

Handicap parking for Metallica fans

I bet he's reading her a scary story

minty is just cold spicy

I’d bite too if you dangled a taco in front of my face!

When prescriptions tell you not to operate heavy machinery I assume they’re talking about cars, but the first place my mind goes is giant dump trucks

Baby don't hurt me.

Give this dog a modeling contract!

Chandler v. Door

this meme was brought to you by sunday afternoon with my father

Excellent advertising

"...you have one week."

Elmo knows whats up

Yup....

He woke

Our server at Pappadaux’s labeled our to-go boxes for us.

+40 mana regen +25 to maximum health

*** that's hot