67 years, how great, now maybe he can see how deep his sofa is.

When the alarm clock goes off

Wat.

Even Thor has those days when nothing works

How to catch a nap

Nope, nope nooopeee noooopeeee D':

Don't look here.

Die B*tch

We need more hands!

Nailed It!

How embarrassing...

I'm going in

They believed ME

Just walking by when..

A special parking place for them !

Quite Interesting QI

Gravity

Size of Obama's package?

When people see a repost..

Anger Management? You're managing okay to me!

Shocking news everyone!!!

Is that even possible?

Why ?

He forgot how to cat

Speaking italian is a piece of cake.

They should run into each other at full speed and see if they become one

Good idea

Girls and her periods

Still a better Canadian pop star than Justin Bieber..

Did you see a bee? I'm looking for a BEE!

The Rocketman

Hitler rage

More big cats in boxes

And...shotdown!

What a little boss

North Kowea you so funny

Something you didn't need to know but now do

Some call it 'love'

I call dibs on the first T-Rex!

WTF horse

Give the guy a break!

Granted. You can make him your b*tch!

Awesome Taco Bell

I laughed too hard for the baby legs haha...

Yes Master

Help!

Drinking your first absinthe

Turkey in turkish....

Rated Arrrr

Getting real tired of your sh*t, Roman.

She speaks the truth! I would be honored!

So pro

I'll just be a stripper...

And I'm trying to ignore you!

-9999999 courage

Found this on my Facebook feed

LoL player will know...

Irony

Like i give a f*ck lvl: Poland

That's my secret, cap'

Consuela no es here

I'm sure it's just a coincidence

Something like that...

I don't even

First time on the Internet

Wookie sack of sh*t...

Pretty accurate

That dawg got some skillz

Thanks Obama....

I love dark humor

Dad 1 - Son 0

Superman just being... super

What did you expect?

Obamacore

Zing!!

Me on facebook

Om nom nom

This is Golden!

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

Oh Sasha!

Anne Frank

My little brother and sister not having childhood. They're seeing sh*t on TV, literally.

A mans handsomeness

Ultra GAAAAY

Never forget your roots

Arriving at your best friend's house... basically a second home.

I really like girls with sense of humors

Never ever do it..

Everytime on airplane

When having sex tonight..

This applies to everyone

Legit...

How it feels to pee with a boner

Simply Genius!

Seems legit

Playing to much Bioshock.

When i listen psychedelic rock

Is this possible?

Pokemonpussyslayer8953

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