This is a much better metaphor

NY the city of opportunities

ohh snap

At least not on purpose

Pathetic mortals these days...

This world has room for everyone...

After you get new clothes as kid

Brown eyes are actually blue

the steaks have never been higher

When you see another pokemon fusion post.

Toothbrush which brushes its teeth!

I thought it was a good idea

Spoilers!

Good job peter.

How can you refuse?

Movie theaters be like

Had to prove im right

sometimes the internet is beautiful

this comment is a 12/10

That old man has seriously earned my respect!

Fckng cats man

just girly things <3

Super-Confessions Bear

Fast and Furious 6

The Bible is ALWAYS right, even when it isn't

Getting a good grade at finals

And this is how you get free drinks

A little more Hitler from Tumlbr, always so powerful

It actually works...

also maybe a D in chemistry-lab

Some more metal humor.

Mystery finally solved.

Not what i expected..

Wanna get rid of today's annoying kids?

I don't even...i odd

I looked like a little clown...

Because grammar

He's got a point

This is pure gold..

I need to try abortion before i judge

Whenever someone I hate tries to talk to me

dem ***es be cray cray

Silly Green Arrow..

Internet addict lizard

hooozacutelittle hell hound? YOU ARE. YES YOU ARE.

Nice advice

Nothing to see here, except for another cat defying the laws of physics.

You're never too old to do the things you like!

Shit tyrone get it together!!

Good idea vs Bad idea

Uhm chief... you're not going to believe this...

Pic for santa's wishlist

When someone makes fun of you

woah..

Chemical reaction

Friends...

Link learnd VM01

FREEEEEEEEZE!!!

chicken drug dealer

Well, I guess I really can't.

Ginger have soul !

Dad FTW

Chick gets slapped hard.

Showing commies on twitter the true meaning of freedom

To school with Mr Dolan

How to get laid in Dubai.

I laughed more then i should

I got TP on my bunghole

What girls think killing a spider is like

Please tell me it's your nose!

My life is a lie

Superman is a dick

No you can not little man

WiingS will not bother me again.

People at my school have some kind of sense of humor.

Marijuana makes you indifferent? Nah, like I care.

yes they work on you

Suprise mother***er

mmm yea spank dat booty yep

Man, that would be thrilling!

as any normal person would

Is just me?

Canadian language

not the metaphorical lame duck

This teacher is my new hero

Old school skating

This pic is just not reich

I can't believe people died like this

Femanism

Mind. Blown

WW2 rationing

Now we need a bigger printer

My favorite thing on the internet

First moustache problems

Our children won't ever find any either

Awkwaaarddddd

Oh...

Googled "most russian picture ever", exactly the first resut

Forgot how to wear a watch?

I hate this guy