(Ass)assin´s creed

This describes my attempts at achieving something

I'm still traumatised by Health class.

Enough internet for today

Iv got the power!!

We are weird

When I hear that we have guest and take a look

Those sneaky buses

Jesus take the wheel

Waving Bunny

BURN!

How Sweet

Some people are born leaders

How to use condoms, like a genius!

Only in 'Murica.

Now thats a cause i can support! Nom Nom Nom

Well...Hellaw !

I'd hit that

Evil deeds

Nothing to do here

Make you look like fapping

Useless box, now in useless jif

Eat this!

It is hard to be an alarm

Splat!

why so downey?

never try pouring cereal like the commercials

the other is american currency

gf says she's bored, what should we do?

Jeremy won the internet, for today.

Coincidence?

My vacation plans..

Well, would we be Cannibals if we do?

Didn't think about that

My face when a customer orders water with extra lemons and sugar..

Oh, i didn't know

Dolphin trick

God damn!

Same thing in Norwegian

A dude got his favorite company as a tattoo...

F*ck It

Story of my life..

I need this bird to annoy the NSA

That explains

That's a long cigarette

From TheOatmeal.com, edited for relevant events on Sony and Microsoft

I don't even know ...

How I feel like during the console wars as a pc gamer.

Did someone say pizza

Nope, he isn't thinking what you're thinking

true independence

I really wanted to make that pun.

At least he is not hallucinating

GRRM's Logic

My old friend moved back this week

Ad Placement Fail Collection

Dammit Anakin

This is obviously clever

Why no one should mess with the ocean

Whas my first thought too.

A great Harry Potter ending

What would you do?

Doctor: "That's the 5th one this week."

What the actual ***?!

Wonderful comment on a classic image.

Loyalty

He surely loves his job

The Simpsons already did it

Emergency

When people try to touch your stuff...

And then...

There's more of me

Por que? D:

When a girl asks for a threesome with you and your girlfriend

If i ever worked at a chocolate factory..

Moses diving

One of my favorit C&H comic strips!!

Innocent Google

Maybe for driving a sweet ride..?

Fiat trolling Volkswagen

Don't cover it for the love of God don't

Accidental Camouflage...

My boss and me

The avengers of learning.

Good guy Microsoft.

How I see the NSA now

well not anymore i don't

Maybe not my brightest moment.

I gave that *** a burger

Harry Potter alternate take.

National scumbag agency

My friends are expecting and I'm trying to find them and the baby a gift

Poor Spidey.

when a classmate asks you if you got a second pen

snake level , asain

[Fixed] The original was a repost anyway

Jurop

I guess that's not the right way to do it

every time

Iceman, out!