I think of Siri as HAL sometimes

Obama in Berlin

I will do it.

He has rehearsed it too much to let that happen.

her clothes used to be white

Fun plans for the weekend

There's never a bad time to whip out a guitar solo

Just Brad Pitt

That moment when you realize that you are Edmund.

What if..

After long relationship with black guy

Normal GF

Of course not ;)

This is really fu... ohhh shhh** shhh** !

Ultimate Armor

My relationship with my siblings.

Nice one Jake

This can ruin your date...

Take this, Gordon!

All lies

Pong with cars

Oh noo.

Apologies

Where Yahoo is lacking in journalism, they make up for it in user comments

best pick up lines...

True...

Dat comeback

They should remake pokemons with them looking like this

Whenever your opinion on the internet is different than what everyone agrees on

Ice King is such a hard worker

if only..

What are the odds...

Suddenly..

When people tell you "Don't press that button!".

The Truth

Dream destroyed

hahaha still winning

i live next to an elementary school

As a German, I have to say this disturbs me.

And you have no excuse

FPS Games are for pussies my friend!

Graduation dog

When I misspell a word in hugelol

green

the real scumbag

Good Guy NSA

Pedobear has some competition

And suddenly... a pickle

Some dads ...

Lucky ***

This bird is an ***.

Classy, classy guy

Morning sex. Dropped this one on my fiance

rhymes and shit

I always want what my older brother has!

Star Wars EP. VII

And I shall call him mini me

When my GF finally touches my p

Don't joke like that!

Masturblazing or highjacking :|

nor am i god

spot the diference

But...

China

Poor Leo

Batman in the sixth sense

And everyone will hate you...

Silly beers

So hardcore.

when my friend asks me to pass the joint to him

I'm not sure either

Watch as the wild peel catches its prey

Use a condom

Oh, The 70's

Not sure if scumbag...

Well.. yeah..

awkwaaaaaaaaard

That's how I feel all the time

In parallel universe

HODOR

How girls see me when i am trying to dance with them

Steam

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR FINGERS DRAW THE LINES?

frosty the snow man

Cheats...

Legend.

He still uses apple maps.

dem tumblr feels

Lucky him...

Vacuum cleaner wake up

Lucky Ron

Extremist Hipster

Epic roundhouse.

Danger and puns

Mmmmm Ice cream

Catch Sparky! ...Sparky?

oh tumblr -.-

its in the bible

circumcision jokes aren't funny. cut it out guys!

maybe repost but havent seen here so here it is "yesterday"