When someone asks if I want a bite of their food

Like there is such thing

That would be the greatest Christmas present for...anyone

the post above me

i think i am a bad person

Just girly things...

close enough

know your coffee

I swear this is like 85% of boys on the internet

More likes than there are brain cells.

i need this film...everything seems so legit!

come on fight me in rl bro!

a difficult life issues

What is wrong with me? :'(

And now, let the butthurtness flow through the comment section

Smooth, Batman

Bill Gates' secret

Christian Dating. *insert eyeroll*

Strike me down, and I will be much more powerful.... or something like that, huh?

Too much skill.

You better not move your hand.

more tender in a dark alleyway

Probably one of the most WTF catch phrases I've heard in a video game (Borderlands 2)

Awesome design.

I can't hear the audio either because of the sobbing

Black Magic

justgirlythings

Yes , that's me.

That's Wasist

As someone who looks up music on YouTube while walking around.

Keep trying Spidey

Hate work, love Ecards

he's on his own

I always thought... how could I have been so stupid?

Dinosaur mode , close enough

'murica

Forever aFAP

Happy Hallowen

The differences: CIA, FBI, KGB

This sums up the internet

The face says it all

Then ima put my golfwang in your pot hole

When I get from work and my GF wants massage before sex.

They don't need doors anymore. Run for your life!

Three gashes.. Half Life 3 confirmed.

problem solved

Future parents are going to be weird

It just doesn't match with the video!

There are things humans can't do properly

One small mistake -> Broken neck

"Imagination"

"...whistleblowers like me..." - Edward J. Snowden

Oh ***

FrontPage MD

When people insult my old console games:

CLASSIC...

Gabe appears in 3 panels. HL3 confirmed!

CoD games in a nutshell

My worst nightmare

I like "when you see it" photobombs. This guy wins

Physics took a vacation that day

well, ***...

In Soviet Russia, rocket fires (at) you

Look but don't touch

The "popular" kids

Honk Honk Motherfµckers

Attack of the clones

tumblr...

the dads of tumblr

I wish..

He may bench 450, but he has lost his belly button.

Really people?

I've been doing this for years, decided to pass it on

Thought this was awesome

never been arrested once... 40km/h on a treadmill

Seriously

10/10 I would ride it in a battle

I really missed something important

Fun suddenly stops

Go back!

You shall not pass...

If I were a girl for a day

Not a Tm, I'm sorry.

Best selfie ever

Coffee is for the weak.

I kinda hope she does...

A five minutes nap is a lie.

Good decision ...

kick.exe has stopped working

there's always that one guy

I wouldn't bet on that

He still gets nightmares.

Why so stupid?

This guy was ahead of his time

Leeeeerooooooyyy!

Didn't see that.

Sad (truth) Keanu

Sure... Your makeup.

Little girly things

The true dugtrio revealed.