The fact that a bird with no wings can fly but Scyther can't is the reason I have anger issues.

This is how you know you are stalked by a pregnant woman.

Robin you lucky ***

Plot twist

Sticky floor prank

Somebody had to do it.

Cyanide & Hapiness

The reason why i love Deadpool Part 3

And the mother of the year award goes to...

This is gold

Ron Swanson

Oh Susie

damn was I wrong...

Yo Treyshon

No capes!

you know that feeling

After watching episode 3x09 of Game of Thrones.... :(

Dale Gribble

'Murica, now available in shaved version.

Togepi can do it tomorrow.

The system works for some people

whats ur coming out story

He never knew his name....

Awkward Texting...

Every damn time

There are always two kinds of people.

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds

This.

let the waves wash over you

Good guy Sir James Matthew Barrie

yeah that would be a problem...

Horny Harry strikes again

I don't know about you guys but my fourth of july i had last week was pretty crappy

Girll can't handle my splash.

Take my money

if i was a superheroe

If God was a German...

Now I have to search for a title!

Apparently it's a good way to console your friend by poking their eyes.

those first three comments

Every.godamn.time

Poor Obama :D

My spectrum of friendship

Every time someone 'Sees a UFO'

I can't find any joy.

Old people can be awesome sometimes....

Capsicle.

awkwardvagina has spoken, listen to its truths and awkwardness!

Just,you know.,

"My son goes to the preschool across the street there"

Basically...

Yeah..well...

The cake is a pi

and the awkward moment of the year award goes to...

Party Hard

Priorities nowadays...

Every time

An accurate portrayal of 13 year olds making out

Tucando

How to hack pokemon.

sharing is caring

It looks like he kermited suicide

Burn in a fire look

I need this

Wazzzuup

As a huge platoon fan, that isn't sgt. Elias (Dafoe) It's Sgt. Barnes (Tom Berenger)

That is what you get when you play Mario Kart. Families brake! ..and people die..

it's okay...

There seems again to be a glitch in the matrix in the Singlelonelymasturbation.jpeg

it's still a secret

You need the D

The ultimate irish wristwatch

OHHHHH !!!

Tasty evil ***s

Heros in a half-Stroke, Painter-power!

Emmas are hot.

Monday Dance

Stan Lee makes a good point

Heaters gonna hate

its fun until this happens

every damn time

Badass mother***er!

Badly Taxidermized Polar Bear

"This is how you should be doing it!"

yes Tyrone that would happen

What a dilemma

how to properly do the laundry

Comparing the pride

Cornicorn is best pony!

pretty much my love story

what happened to this world?

Apparently I like olives now

Proud Canadian papa

Oh google +

Ed Sheeran And Ron Weasley

how cruel.

This could suck when you're late for work.

so deep

Success!

Exactly