Double Standards

It's a ***ing demon holding a gun sideways. THE GUN IS ***ING SIDEWAYS! Shit is ***ing serious!

classical technique

I'm sorry mam, but do you have a Television? I'm missing Shark Week.

carrot facts!

The stairs did you a favor, those pancakes look like shit. It's a ***ing disgrace to Aunt Jemima!

Interesting ...

Someone didn't think this through..

How I feel upvoting a downvoted meme

I just grew an extra testicle by watching this

She may be a little agressive

Poor guy

Thanks Obama

the moreos guy again

That's gotta be some advanced air freshener

Swag.

Catch me if you can!

Trying to socialize

Come on man

When my girlfriend asks if I am ready for sex

this makes me happy

Snape's secret

Bouncers get to meet interesting people.

Fifty shades darker

Justice!

Typical Garden

Handsome squidward

Mupple

well played sir

Sharks are nice guys

I don't have time to stare at a screen. Unless it's a computer.. Or my mobile .. Or porn .. Or ...

sugarless

Whenever you tell people not to move because there's a wasp on them

niggaa powers activate!

Before mobile navigation devices

Go Chris yourself

This kid has his priorities straight

Whaaat?!

Let me just pass these dudes...

such evil, wow, so devil

oh ohoho

Hide yo kidz hide yo wife

I love this movie

The NSA is watching...

Grammer nazi win

Life can be cruel

That's clever

I can do this, hold my beer

Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies.

Just got a giant cut on the hand with my mom nearby

Ahh did you see that mouse?!

And suddenly jesus strikes

How I, as a South Asian, feel when going to the airport.

Some tumblr silver (not quite gold)

animals that don't give a ***

I hope so...

Awful pun, indeed.

Abortion!

too far man

Just act like nothing happened

HL in a nutshell

Hippos don't give a shit

Gettin' real tired of your shit Renly.

The one wrote this was so in drugs

Everyone else looks like Leonidas, and I just look like a pedophile.

Science ***

MTV

Enough internet...

This was funny

Vielleicht!

Moreos

oh.

I would shit myself

if this would work anywhere, that would be great

It's a pirates life for me.

I'll name mine, Son Goku

FIxing the windshield

Do not harass lion

Ketchup

Good idea > Bad idea.

I like to be a guy

Gay rights are safe with tumblr

Toy story 4 is going to be tense

Genius

I feel the second guy :'(

Just got that joke

Kids, drugs are drugs.

Everytime i shave.

I’ve been wanting to use these faces for a long time

You're all pedophiles, ALL OF YOU

The greatest gift to the world.

Never again...

Come at me, bro.

Damn you history!

These new animals came with the latest patch

Yeah... I know that one...

remember kids - crack kills

A truly ambiguous feeling

Why you do this Miss Jackson?

You didn't look like an idiot.... alone