If I fits, I...

what a twist

Would it?

Don't forget to prepare plan C too

Zach Galifianakis People

Supply and Demand

Not all birds can fly

Penn and Teller really nailed this issue.

'shrooms aren't for everyone

It butter be!

Cool. cool, cool, cool.

Fight me irl, fggt

How the hell did I just realize this irony?

This.

It was a lie all along

Time to die!

Every single time

You Uneducated goose Penis.

And hugelolers yell "Repost!"

I MUST KNOW!

"Feels"

Lucky shot bro...

It's the year 2392...

When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time and then leaves to take a phone call

lolwut?

Can't tell if smart ass or dumbass

shut up meg

Let that sink in.

Burnnnnn!!!

Porkkour

Jewish jesus was american

Is so punny!..

Borderlands 2 in a nutshell....

power of the booty

The crazy in this world is just too much

i knew he was manly but damn

I won't cry...

yes, I believe he just.

Tumblr knows

No.....no....I clean shield now

She´s amazed with his abilities for deepthroat.

Gurl Gamer

oh no! Insectizilla!

Woah!?!

Pffft.... Thanks mum... wat

A giant wall of "turn the *** around"

Building Level: over 9000

But the deer wants to be in the water

Are we, ARE WE!!!!

Extreme Sports

Gender equality

Tried it yesterday, worked like a charm

Okay.

I'm going to the Nurse.

You good at math?

Tossing a dwarf a water bottle

You are left bereft of power

Oh god

International 'murica rage

Did not see that coming

Sorry for being so late

plz go awei!

Titain: Michael Bay Edition

Hank Hill on Christian Rock

Just the right meme

The Draco Malfoy series.

'random' searches

Kitty will save you!!

Magnificent

She'd be queen of da ghetto

I'd have to give that a 9.5

existential sports game

That cheating ***!

Switzerland.

Lil Wayne playing guitar

here we go

Awkward moment...

what a lot of people forget

Ouch

It's almost a quarter of a style

What am I missing here?

10.) "............Always."

too bad our real ladder left us.

Twilight description

Well i don't hear Brock complain

Don't even try put it out.

Canadian drug dealing

At least they listen to the same music

So I guess this dude shows up every night and everyone in the bar thinks this is normal.

Bad Luck Jake.

cleaning lady

Hot Wheels loop in real life

Y u so rude?

News, the *** leader has been found.

Truth!

I laughed way more than I should

the last pic tho

It clearly runs

Where do I sign up?

Windows evolution