Liking your own status

Ba dum tss, Simpsons. Ba dum tss.

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I love sick jokes

Greatest Sick Story Ever...

Those mushrooms weren't mine!

Muggles...

Where is the justice?

Squeaky butts

But those sunglasses tho

Well that just sucks

And yes, the font is unicorn.

Leo, looking out for an Oscar

Peek-A-Boo Mother***er

I see what you did here Nolan

It's becoming a serious problem

AAAAW YEAH!

No, I don't have the link

Nothing is ever enough

that was very useful

road head

with all the boobs post lately

the comments always have an opposite story to the post

"Aquaman is useless on land"

3D techniques

Most likely

uhh, that escalated quickly.

So tough

next comment was probably "did they just"

Please stop

well for starters she's wearing all black

Europe>USA

What a twist

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

can't break physics can I

he has eyeballs!!!!!!!!

having three wives doesn't sound cool now huh?

Lol *** off Lawrence

I would have too.....twice

First ones are free, Arthur.

I will draw you as poison is drawn from a wound

I don't think Peter understood the instructions

Man, Harry Potter applies to everything

You're on ***.

Van Daamngh

After a long day....

Bobby, would you come into the kitchen, please?

When I see really long posts

But the arteries connect to the heart

words of wisdom

I would love to be in that cab as the cameraman

no one understands

So does Sean have a Biggerstaff than Oliver?

Wiggle it!

LoL players

plot twist

One of the best Simpsons moments.

Straight to the poit!

After blacking out, this is what I woke up to. Who should I cast as the other colors?

When I see a sober guy with a drunk girl at the club

Mary...

No regrets...

I Would Like The Steak

Little Princess

Whatever floats your boat

cat needs some cash

Andy´s got a bomb

Pink Panther's To Do list

Two kinds of people

my favorite gif :d

how to deal with attention wh*res on facebook

here you go guys ,some boobs

Anchorman

My life motto

Thats where Brock dissapers off to

There is hope

found this on tumblr...

shhh, he doctor now

Gollum, GOLLUM

DlNOSAURS

It could've work better.

Seven year olds nowadays

Well that de-escalated quickly..

well dr. eevee didnt post this

Good to know.

Very subtle.

Stupid things the internet tells you.

Better have a burn heal

HUEHUEHEUE

Just send "HELP", it's not that hard.

But I've always wanted to be a pirate

How have seals not gone extinct.

Oh wow

That rose makes him look like some mysterious spanish lover.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We'll compromise at 11 and 3/4

got girlfriend pregnant

Guys need to understand this.

Being level 40 in a room where everyone else is level 10....

Sad but true