But I've always wanted to be a pirate

How have seals not gone extinct.

Oh wow

That rose makes him look like some mysterious spanish lover.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We'll compromise at 11 and 3/4

got girlfriend pregnant

Guys need to understand this.

Being level 40 in a room where everyone else is level 10....

Sad but true

Gief moar motivation!

Me trying to be sexy

Stage Moms have nothing on the Stage Prince

because they're fat

true shit right here...

on acid

aquaman has 41 swagz

A kanye jest

How to make people uncomfortable

the guy was blindfolded and thought he was gonna bungee jump

Speaks for itself

fak u mickey

Burn..

There's no way I can title this in a politically correct way

Who would do that?

Alternative Dad

Larry King.

Every guy knows what this is like.

Where Home Is

I bumped into a rude female cop and this .gif instantly popped into my head.

easily the best reaction

Smooth as silk

when the people tell me ."you took this from other website"

Debating the UK 'porn law' can sully your name

Lighting the Olympic torch like an absolute boss

Justgirlythings

I swear, you leave kids these days alone for five minutes and they go and break physics. [OC]

Train Etiquette

everytime i try to flirt with a cute girl

This dude should have just sided with Derek

I think this everytime

Kudos to that milk.

Man, talk about being croc blocked!

If atleast she had the booty move like the other girl from the wrestling post...

Burning Stupidity.

Dear producers of Tomb Raider. This is not how our physics works.

robbery fail

If I fits, I...

what a twist

Would it?

Don't forget to prepare plan C too

Zach Galifianakis People

Supply and Demand

Not all birds can fly

Penn and Teller really nailed this issue.

'shrooms aren't for everyone

It butter be!

Cool. cool, cool, cool.

Fight me irl, fggt

How the hell did I just realize this irony?

This.

It was a lie all along

Time to die!

Every single time

You Uneducated goose Penis.

And hugelolers yell "Repost!"

I MUST KNOW!

"Feels"

Lucky shot bro...

It's the year 2392...

When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time and then leaves to take a phone call

lolwut?

Can't tell if smart ass or dumbass

shut up meg

Let that sink in.

Burnnnnn!!!

Porkkour

Jewish jesus was american

Is so punny!..

Borderlands 2 in a nutshell....

power of the booty

The crazy in this world is just too much

i knew he was manly but damn

I won't cry...

yes, I believe he just.

Tumblr knows

No.....no....I clean shield now

She´s amazed with his abilities for deepthroat.

Gurl Gamer

oh no! Insectizilla!

Woah!?!

Pffft.... Thanks mum... wat

A giant wall of "turn the *** around"

Building Level: over 9000

But the deer wants to be in the water

Are we, ARE WE!!!!

Extreme Sports

Gender equality

Tried it yesterday, worked like a charm

Okay.