Ich habe es nicht gewüsst.

My reaction when I see positive comments on my posts

I use paint M'kay

Hello? Is this China? You can nuke now.

Row, row, row the boat - Alone

He's feeling alright.

Short dress...

D-d-d-drop the logic

Hehehe

*shrugs*

*Insert random title here*

Leaked!

Because tumblr should be funny, even today.

Lois knew it all along

Someone finally did it.

nope.

my thoughts on his posts on the frontpage in the last days

Roles have changed.

Exactly.

I'll neva foget

Game.Set.Match

Ash! Did you remember to bring a burn heal?

Billy Connolly

And vegetables... Oh wait still hate it.

What's that smell?

Arrow to the knee is nordic slang for marriage

and seduce you i will

Told Sergei to make a picture.

That feeling when the stairs end but you are expecting a step.

Better go get my gay parents.

This will haunt me in my dreams (Yes, they're legos)

Stop dancing, you look ridiculous

Why you should never friend your family on Facebook.

What my thoughts are right now... you don't have to be different to be good

New Wrestling Strategy

Oh shiiiiiiii.....this was a terrible idea!!!

My Goatee isn't stupid.

Putin wouldn't have let this happen...

For your trolling need.

damn you...

How 99% of Monopoly games end...

Waffle falling over... and over... and over...

To all my haters, with love <3

Elemelons

Pussy owners, beware.

So.... guess it was an apple pie before midnight ?

plus she's my type

Major discovery

Also pikachu gets to enter on squirtle

His Schedule

yea, what now?

The statue didn't look complete until he joined the party.

Kanye West Problems

wtf?

This is how you don't have sex for a month

me at the gym

Dat subtle vintage racism

tumblr is hitlerious

Every RPG player's nightmare

Greatest invention eveerrr!!!

Black people have confirmed this.

Because *** you!

My reaction when:

Using public bathroom

Tom Hanks

3 people die every year because of Vending Machines

Brilliant!

No need to take him at his word

dear diary, jackpot

English

Well...mystery solved!

skill level: asian

Darth vader and his 'best dad ever' mug.

my sixth sense is tellin me this is going to front page

Blue balls

Leave me alone, I'm busy

Good reason to buy Wii U

You're my favorite deputy

The truth is, Xbox one was framed.

Cutest T-shirt ever.

I love them

I'm Putin. Give me likes.

He didn't got an arrow in the balls

EVERY. FUKKIN. TIME.

Rabbit love carrots

But in all seriousness, it is curtains used to decorate.

Maybe not the best defense in town

My old teacher went to a black light party. I don't think she gets why everyone's laughing.

First couple of days living by myself

Rose Tyler, I...

I'm done with everything

Awesome

Epic Background

Fandoms

4chan is full of genius

fatha will be prawd

And the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects goes to...

The proper way to use a treadmill

WE MUST KEEP FIGHTING!!

Nihao