"Hey dad,where is John McClane?"

WTF brain?

Thanks Obama.

Homework excuse

Do I care?

Had to re-read it. More than once.

Only God can judge you? Well, ok

Punk is not dead

When the Tank in L4D2 targets me

Looks like steve buscemi

Any more and they might burst

Moderators wanted! Read the comments for more information.

When people downvote post for no reason

When someone you think stupid makes a smart comment

The camera man doesnt carrot all

I'll murder your whole family

they evolved, now they can fly

Indeed

I prefer 8yo but thanks anyway

Pfft, we all now Harry has a thing for Draco

From Crystalized Maple Syrup!

No bjs in my lobby

As you can see we have a white goat, and a black goat

This guy knows what's up.

Wisdom

You're grammar is faulty!

best pun ever

all the "flame wars"

One of those days

Crime

He was inches away from being expelled.

Just like when you put your snack on your ear and bite your pencil!

dat riceless face

Comments

This will happen

People who love Emperor's New Groove

oh nooooo, it's gone

Please explain

Badass right here

Just look at his face.

Oh James, you so bad

4chan never ceases to amaze me

99% will get this obviously duh

Fun Fact: bees are not flying letter B's

People who have more birthdays live longer

Well get another knife and fight to the death

Well at least we now know how the kids saw the Magic...

Canada is a magical place

Is this an acceptable Miley GIF?

Wouldn't that make breaking bad even better?

just cover your eyes and scroll past if you must

Wait a minute......

After realizing this myself for the first time, I fell to my knees and cried.

Hes still mad

I don't want any trouble, just give me the suit back

HATERS GONNA HATE

Spidey gets fooled again

Wise decision

That feeling when you hear screaming kids in a store (or anywhere).

Does he look like a ***

cause hes deaf

Anti Cat Missile in test

Now shut the *** up about video game violence

Well played WB

Fruit ninja!

Mom told me my room is filthy.

Level up

No burn heal can heal the sun.

Where's the white flag?

Here, hold this duck (And dat ass)

HELLO DOG!

This is how you save a girl from a "Not So Dangerous" situation

trolling white person vs trolling black person

Giggidy.

New job required a photo of myself in a suit for their website. I don't own a suit.

Thanks miley

Seems tasty eh?

Problem with real life

Hi there Satan.

I cry everytym

Lottery scratch tickets make good last minute Christmas gifts.

Meanwhile in Japan.

Not good under Pressure.

Truer than I'd like it to be.

How current iPhone users see the iPhone 5s

MRW a hot girl is about to choose the seat next to me in the bus

because fu that's why

breaking fat

Can't wait to turn 40 then!

He's going to need Cialis

Descriptive map of how America is viewed by Europeans

"It will be yours one day son"

Not sure if Malicious or Actual Advice Mallard...

Friendzoned

It's a real tearjerker

Godzilla gets a little frightening sometimes

Prepare your anus

Badass

Ms.Swan

*** off grandma