I'm sorry, Jesus.

Where can I buy one.

Those foster kids...

I did too

Now I'm gonna stick my thumb up his butthole.

Poor Guy

With tits like these i'm sure the front page is going to let me in!

My sex life.

nailed it

Join the Nazi party today

F*cking Animus

well she's got her priorities set straight

just read it

Watch your mouth

why not?

Useless Human !

Cons of not being born in an english-speaking country

How Sim babies are made

Pick-up master

*facepalm*

American "beer"

Dat sad Batman.

That's bitter...

that's quite disturbing

My parents summed up

In Essen Essen essen

Also, girls farts smell like roses

Didn't see that comin'

Unnecessary censorship

Smooth in more than one way.

R'lyeh Funny, K

TV not even once

Excuse for homework

enter now to find out his secret

Down with Simon

Well thats one black coffee

How i feel after a 3 hour essay.

gabumon plz this is srs

Count your blessings.

The club cant handle him

Thanks, shorts.

"Hey dad,where is John McClane?"

WTF brain?

Thanks Obama.

Homework excuse

Do I care?

Had to re-read it. More than once.

Only God can judge you? Well, ok

Punk is not dead

When the Tank in L4D2 targets me

Looks like steve buscemi

Any more and they might burst

Moderators wanted! Read the comments for more information.

When people downvote post for no reason

When someone you think stupid makes a smart comment

The camera man doesnt carrot all

I'll murder your whole family

they evolved, now they can fly

Indeed

I prefer 8yo but thanks anyway

Pfft, we all now Harry has a thing for Draco

From Crystalized Maple Syrup!

No bjs in my lobby

As you can see we have a white goat, and a black goat

This guy knows what's up.

Wisdom

You're grammar is faulty!

best pun ever

all the "flame wars"

One of those days

Crime

He was inches away from being expelled.

Just like when you put your snack on your ear and bite your pencil!

dat riceless face

Comments

This will happen

People who love Emperor's New Groove

oh nooooo, it's gone

Please explain

Badass right here

Just look at his face.

Oh James, you so bad

4chan never ceases to amaze me

99% will get this obviously duh

Fun Fact: bees are not flying letter B's

People who have more birthdays live longer

Well get another knife and fight to the death

Well at least we now know how the kids saw the Magic...

Canada is a magical place

Is this an acceptable Miley GIF?

Wouldn't that make breaking bad even better?

just cover your eyes and scroll past if you must

Wait a minute......

After realizing this myself for the first time, I fell to my knees and cried.

Hes still mad

I don't want any trouble, just give me the suit back

HATERS GONNA HATE

Spidey gets fooled again

Wise decision

That feeling when you hear screaming kids in a store (or anywhere).