He is not a mortal HE IS BATMAN

Whoops - excuse me mirror girl

In that case, I think I'm dark pink.

michael is getting pissed

No more ocean for me

I would pay to see that

karma is a ***

A man gotta do what a mans gotta do.

still not a goOD ENOUGH REASON to use thEM

***ing Susan..

Seriously?

maybe you should just use a mood ring

I knew Skrillex was just a blender..

Not a bad thing at all.

Look at all the noobs

wtf kid?

Everybody do the flop.

The third outcome.

I'd say Hades got burned, but, well...

what a problem

Well that escalated quickly...

Make me some pancakes

THAT comment

Looks like someone snailed it.

Who wouldn't?

Paradise in a single setence

Dem Instagram B*tches

Subtle

and kids.. thats how earth got invaded

Top of the leaderboard

Dat ass

Batman is always pissed

have you ever had one of those days that just made you snap?

Swag galore

At least he admits it

I'm sorry, Jesus.

Where can I buy one.

Those foster kids...

I did too

Now I'm gonna stick my thumb up his butthole.

Poor Guy

With tits like these i'm sure the front page is going to let me in!

My sex life.

nailed it

Join the Nazi party today

F*cking Animus

well she's got her priorities set straight

just read it

Watch your mouth

why not?

Useless Human !

Cons of not being born in an english-speaking country

How Sim babies are made

Pick-up master

*facepalm*

American "beer"

Dat sad Batman.

That's bitter...

that's quite disturbing

My parents summed up

In Essen Essen essen

Also, girls farts smell like roses

Didn't see that comin'

Unnecessary censorship

Smooth in more than one way.

R'lyeh Funny, K

TV not even once

Excuse for homework

enter now to find out his secret

Down with Simon

Well thats one black coffee

How i feel after a 3 hour essay.

gabumon plz this is srs

Count your blessings.

The club cant handle him

Thanks, shorts.

"Hey dad,where is John McClane?"

WTF brain?

Thanks Obama.

Homework excuse

Do I care?

Had to re-read it. More than once.

Only God can judge you? Well, ok

Punk is not dead

When the Tank in L4D2 targets me

Looks like steve buscemi

Any more and they might burst

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When people downvote post for no reason

When someone you think stupid makes a smart comment

The camera man doesnt carrot all

I'll murder your whole family

they evolved, now they can fly

Indeed

I prefer 8yo but thanks anyway

Pfft, we all now Harry has a thing for Draco

From Crystalized Maple Syrup!

No bjs in my lobby

As you can see we have a white goat, and a black goat

This guy knows what's up.