When I was young, playing outside and my mother came to take me home

GTA 5 reached the $1 billion milestone within its first three days on sale.

A good deed done! Oh...

Gj Harry, gg.

Ho-ho-ho

Joke's on you, didn't even tilt my head

Who wore it better?

Peas...

That could have spared some lives

Those nips are gonna pikachu

That's for Russian.

Some saw it coming...

Bohemian Rhapsody.

How to break the dreams of teenage white girls

We're not all monsters

The magical power of beards

Oh yeah!

Get cho punk ass outta there

Exercising like a boss.

That explains the whole thing

Way to make progress Ash

Marshmallow love.

God damn it, Norman!

Make love, not war

The Trainer way to pick up chicks

Try harder pls

All hail mother Lilith?

karma

The Tumblr..

Oh me so important!

my mom finds something in under a minute that I've been looking for for over an hour

Scrubs was the most medically accurate show on television

Look who won the german elections

Beat that, Gandalf!

The good days

Bro I'm not gay, but I like making out with male. Did I mention I'm not gay?

Cooking up some diabetes

This boy will go places

Nope

He is not a mortal HE IS BATMAN

Whoops - excuse me mirror girl

In that case, I think I'm dark pink.

michael is getting pissed

No more ocean for me

I would pay to see that

karma is a ***

A man gotta do what a mans gotta do.

still not a goOD ENOUGH REASON to use thEM

***ing Susan..

Seriously?

maybe you should just use a mood ring

I knew Skrillex was just a blender..

Not a bad thing at all.

Look at all the noobs

wtf kid?

Everybody do the flop.

The third outcome.

I'd say Hades got burned, but, well...

what a problem

Well that escalated quickly...

Make me some pancakes

THAT comment

Looks like someone snailed it.

Who wouldn't?

Paradise in a single setence

Dem Instagram B*tches

Subtle

and kids.. thats how earth got invaded

Top of the leaderboard

Dat ass

Batman is always pissed

have you ever had one of those days that just made you snap?

Swag galore

At least he admits it

I'm sorry, Jesus.

Where can I buy one.

Those foster kids...

I did too

Now I'm gonna stick my thumb up his butthole.

Poor Guy

With tits like these i'm sure the front page is going to let me in!

My sex life.

nailed it

Join the Nazi party today

F*cking Animus

well she's got her priorities set straight

just read it

Watch your mouth

why not?

Useless Human !

Cons of not being born in an english-speaking country

How Sim babies are made

Pick-up master

*facepalm*

American "beer"

Dat sad Batman.

That's bitter...

that's quite disturbing

My parents summed up

In Essen Essen essen