Shouldn't it be longer than the other tentacles?

still they would be better than lil wayne

Neighborhood watch

French Kiss, the best Halloween costume idea ever.

Someone is gonna be a stripper

Turk is very sensitive

Works perfectly

She's been staring at them all day

It's George Lucas, in case you can't tell

allergy ***es

Scumbag baby

Hey! Some people are into that stuff!

Hopefully the person who ran into this was able to recoop...

Simple etiquette

:O

Oh internet

Hey you, don't be silly

Just passing through.

I did not see that coming

Or you could just rip his anus and get over it.

Trying to impress a girl

dem old times....

The most expensive liquid on Earth

Ladies on my dick like

Myes quite

I would have the same face tbh

As a guy, working outside when it's hot and humid.

What americans think the earth looks like

Ahh winter, how i love you.

I just found a new brand of sprinkles sponsored by the NBA.

See the guy in the background? That's the guy I want to be.

Thanks Obama

dem eyes

you got to love vitalyzdtv.

wif 2 subwoofers!

Damn those subscriptions!

i want justice for dinner

Prince of /b/

Dark Humor

Jessica has updated her relationship status.

open your eyes people...

Thank you yahoo

This is how true hate begin

He's batman

a tough grandma

When another guys joke makes my gf laugh

busted!

Nope

When I'm playing Karthus and someone has low hp:

Too soon?

Leaves hitting water = explosion

Unnecessary censorship at it's finest

the real shit

Do a barrel roll!

When a game suggests I take a break

Always wear your belt

A message to all the girls on Hugelol

San Andreas driving school

Just beliieve :D

I think its in butter place now

Well dang, ordering dat shit now!

Time for a spooky story

The perfect story

Here, hold my beer.

*Silence*

Safe porn

My daily hugelol posts list

Apply cold water

My eye

venomous flying bears...

Your top wat of the day

at least he has humor

plot twist

Self explanatory

-75%

I am wasted here

Kiss cam

I would be too lazy to calculate that...

Top Gear never fails to amuse us

I tried, it really works

Dammit Mark, didn't you hear what I said?

Trying to act cool at a Party

The only job he could chose.

I should buy a plane

All the dirty work

Tough Guys be like

How i behave around people with no Legs

Fact: Men are more banana than women. Wanna see?

Someone got tired of her shit...

Mind freak

Wow. Such Camo.

True

#swag

lag irl

What does this button do?

Buzz off, dude

Now I want a panda ..

I'm not a good planner apparently

I'm playing GTA Online, and someone puts a $9000 bounty on my head.

50/50 and i always get it wrong