My dick after a cold shower.

It makes sense. (Sorry for overuse of meme and/or bad english)

Hold my beer

Oh no! We lost the ball!

Sweet karma

And we lived happily ever after

Immediate reaction as somebody insults your favorite band.

Easily measured expectation for me

Smooth

*** you, I'm going UP

just a remote

When someone is flirting with my gf

I call this little fellah sasha

Wow. such pumpkin, many scare

horoscope gets serious

Stephen Colbert starts some shit.

Crosswalk heros

Me as a dad

Great halloween costume

She was nowhere near his mouth

And spends millions on a giant hat

Stinky cheese

Football is a dangerous sport

When the bass drops

*** this shit, I'm out!

How can you not know this

This is where they go

Karma, sweet karma

English is interesting

Dark humor is a good humor.

To all the Harry Potter adult readers

beards can do it too

The Loser gets sacrificed

scientific sex

LOL True AMAZING

Oh Granny..

Here kittie kittie kittie

Bad Luck Brian

and thats why we love James Deen

Take cover! Not that cover!

the good old days

I Should Try This To Get A Longer Nose...

I give it a 9.5

William Tell behind the scenes

Does anyone actually buy these, or do they just appear when a baby is born?

Couldn't resist it

Been there, done that

Frankenstein.

Here's a gif of paint drying.

Jesse, we need to cook a lasagna.

It's ok, I didn't like my childhood anyway

Don’t drink and derive.

suit for halloween

A translation

goodtoknow

My favorite Theory.

hungary and wales

The greatest Halloween costume

Apply ice cold water to the stripped area

Surviving High School

Deadpool and Spiderman

I'm not saying they won't do this

Screw you Newton

Shit just got serious

It was hammer time

Unlucky license plate

When I see a sports car in traffic..

Good thing she didn't ask 4chan.

Kill me. Kill me now.

I AM the skater

***ing students

Assuming direct control

Small Child > Lady.

Satanists

i want to know the story behind these posts

Made in Serbia

Peek-A-Boo

This is my Motto

Get out of here Dr. Pepper!

And the ''Not my ***ing job'' award goes to...

Such love, doge touched, no woof

How to make friends 101

why would I want a job or a girlfriend?

I Think I Deserve This More Than You.

Note to self: Don`t shit at a party.

very scare

Murica, *** yeah!

no tears

Amen

I annoy myself by doing this

Oh Snap!

Wat..

Youtube Always Has An Answer.

No wonder the're always late

wow kinky much sexy

Sneaky Sea Lion

I legit giggled at this

Light them up!

When OP is hungry

*insert cool, punny title here