This is my Motto

Get out of here Dr. Pepper!

And the ''Not my ***ing job'' award goes to...

Such love, doge touched, no woof

How to make friends 101

why would I want a job or a girlfriend?

I Think I Deserve This More Than You.

Note to self: Don`t shit at a party.

very scare

Murica, *** yeah!

no tears

Amen

I annoy myself by doing this

Oh Snap!

Wat..

Youtube Always Has An Answer.

No wonder the're always late

wow kinky much sexy

Sneaky Sea Lion

I legit giggled at this

Light them up!

When OP is hungry

*insert cool, punny title here

Damn right.

Have you ever been so high...

Anyone else like a girl with long legs?

Just some tumblr

Found this on my brother's desk. He's 23.

Epic Droopy

not cool

Kittenturtle

My IT Department at Xmas partys.

The creation of OP.

laziness level: over 9999

I Guess He Feels Foxy

It has seen things

Young guy

The perfect day

There's always 'that guy'...

Am i doing this right?

Only rabbits my friend

Dinner is ready !

LAUGH! LAUGH YOU SHEEP!

I am the danger.

and no funny business

Hey yo stop wow ... oh ok

and ned flanders is like "wtf man jesus didn't say that"

Well Sh*t

Well someone is horny

Why do you think his name is Oak?

nobody knows when cthulhu will demmand a sacrifice

Get out.

This happens more often than I like to confess

Tough luck

Brace yourself. Halloween is coming.

Hitler flirting

apply cold water to burned area.

You can see the guy thinking; Maybe i get a happy end if i take the deluxe

Why Japan is weird

But what is he hunting?

Major balls.. he's got them

When you die

His Reaction is Priceless

Curiosity killed the cat

That's Why He Wasn't In The Avengers Movie

Aww.. that's so sweet

Traffic Cop

Kill it before it spawns

Snape had a "thing" for her

Insert Car Here:

Cause woman that's why

Pretty much

Fatality

Hugelol in a nutshell

When you least expect it...

I wonder about the smell...

Unnecessary censorship.

Intruder alert

two stereotypes in one, it must be your lucky day

MFW hitting my toe against a table.

Take that ridiculous thing off!

Riverdance

I cant "bear" this situation

That awkward moment when you realize you are dating your deceased grandpa.

She knows about that.

Dealing with truancy like a boss

its ok he looks official

Circle of Life...

Wat

Dr_Eevee will be so proud!

So my head exploaded, just as the tortuga did, the end.

Annoying Childhood Morpheus

Accuracy

Bumper desks

Best Costum Ever

X-box live

With a side of pity rings and a sorrow shake...

Some will understand...

chuck norris, who else

The Germans just used gas instead.