Snape had a "thing" for her

Insert Car Here:

Cause woman that's why

Pretty much

Fatality

Hugelol in a nutshell

When you least expect it...

I wonder about the smell...

Unnecessary censorship.

Intruder alert

two stereotypes in one, it must be your lucky day

MFW hitting my toe against a table.

Take that ridiculous thing off!

Riverdance

I cant "bear" this situation

That awkward moment when you realize you are dating your deceased grandpa.

She knows about that.

Dealing with truancy like a boss

its ok he looks official

Circle of Life...

Wat

Dr_Eevee will be so proud!

So my head exploaded, just as the tortuga did, the end.

Annoying Childhood Morpheus

Accuracy

Bumper desks

Best Costum Ever

X-box live

With a side of pity rings and a sorrow shake...

Some will understand...

chuck norris, who else

The Germans just used gas instead.

smoooooooth....

Moderate Dark Humor.

The Simpsons: Breaking Bad

Who hath begun thy summoning?

I love you grandma

Did you see that NSA ? I won !!

problems, problems

Wake up everyone this is serious

You came to the wrong neighbourhood, drunk guy!

Fapping after a family vacation

I bet those red truck truckers plan that ahead

Dayum!!!

You can steal my bike, but you will never steal my swag

When you get a boner in class

My life in a nutshell

Leaving uncomfortable situations

Hottest guy at the party hits on me.

does this count as a burn?

I tried using the cardboard part once.

Hold my beer...

Aww so cute

Oxymorons.

And if you look here, we see a hipster in training

Over Attached Poem

Britain vs USA on Tumblr

Someone got tired of his shit

Just like me on Monday

365 days a week.

Takin' a selfie with my homie

I'm sorry.

they hating

BUURN!!!

Props to OP.

Asking a friend to help you cheat during test.

The body woke up before the brain again

sorry for ruining your day

Please enter a title.

Meanwhile in Canada

it's weird how a cartoon for children fits so well for teens too...

It's like a petting zoo up in here

That burn

First time you have sex

If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like.

look at my horse, my horse is amazing

Three Types of People

Science can be sexy!

Dongs and Bongs.

gotta love C&H

Damn you woman, into the kitchen

Where is that Wendys ad?

if i was a window cleaner

Wow how class, such doge

No ***ing way Ash

Poke!...nope wasn't me

The last straw that breaks the camel's back...

Survivor

.Why, Batman? Why?

Fixed in the manner of a proper gentleman

dat moment

I just saw a continuation of the story

Old but gold

When life hands you lemons... become a flamingo.

Evolution at it's best

Natural product

cooking shows

Whenever you try to downvote boob posts

I-i... TOO MUCH PRESSURE!! I'M NOT GOOD WITH CHOICES!

His second single is Nuclear Warfare.