Local news station just posted this on their Facebook page

and that's how i lost my kid

Damn racist "teechers"....

When I try to compliment girls.

Made my day...

Busted!

Officer, i swear to god!

Well, not "that"...

He did the rumpus pumpus thing

True knowledge

Just girly stuff :3

Does anyone remember?

You're godvalve right!

That could work...

This should happen everywhere

Rey misterio is that you?

Daauum, your ass is like a fith degree polynomail curve.

To infinity and...aaaahhh shit nevermind

fk u teemo

I have no self control.

more tumblr gold

This legend is a comedy

fascinating

Malfunctioning Seatbelt

D*ck move

Goddamn potatoes....

4chan

So freedom

Them legs II.

I bet it is hard...

When my identical twin calls me ugly

Well said, well said

Well played anon

Raising children, accurately described

Still better than George Clooney and the bat nipples

i swear to god ima put these niggas away fo life

Something I might try

Easily the most juvenile thing I've submitted.

me in life

just girly things

Too vront peezj pliez!

Best pick-up line ever!

Assassins Creed Black Fag

Bad luck Linda.

parenting done right

I bet its useful

I love dinesawrs!

oh come on man

Sorry I was hungry.

When you and your friend say the same witty reply to someone else simultaneously

This is kinda genius..

Freedom never looked so sharp

So that's what that sign means

clearly havn't worked with the customer

I aint picking up no punk *** of a grandson

dis

I'm on the highway to hell

Who needs drugs?

is ... is ... is that true?

Yes, yes it did.

Like this?

***.

gotta love playstation for that

booty had me like

Poor trash bin

My smooth first move on a girl

Thor or Loki?

y u do dis

The truth reviled

Almost too well... Hmmmmm

Baby < Dog.

This is blowing out of proportions.

Excuse me Sir but could you please concentrate on the interview!!

*claws eyes out and has seizure on floor*

Such magnificent creature

Good Guy Jesus saves life

thats op`s blanket

That point in your life.

Monday morning

Plot twist: He's blind.

Get it?

Cooking while being drunk

pregnant 30 miles

Awkward

That's the spirit

Childrens book

Ye Olde Joke

My problem as a job seeker

Epitome of Instant Karma

That save

and then there is Charizard...

hehe

getting dat new haircut

emily the deduction genius

Bring it on!

Here comes Chucky !

Listen to your dad

"Lol, nope"

How I feel when someone replies "time to get a watch"

Lowest point of his life.