not his time yet, i guess

when

A quick look around

Are you ***ing kidding me, Siri?

not since the accident

you might be tough, but you will never be this tough

Grand Theft auto: The Movie by Michael Bay

Why I love my girlfriend!

she swallowed, probably

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

Earlier..

dem hardrives

Look at this adorable owl that just landed in my backyard!

Smooth.

nuthin to say

Judge, Jury, Executioner

sob... sob... weep... weep

Best senior quote

The best security system ever

Wat?

such a classy dance and his clothing! fabulous

Parroting done wrong

This show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

Damn tyrone, get your sh*t together.

I second this

R.I.P. Mandela

That was a low blow.

The difference between Hugelol and ***

Comedy Gold.

They have AA groups for that?

Dad

Only takes one to do both.

room? I think you mean hangar.

Coming on like a boss.

It's wibbly wobbly

Joining in with The Walking Dad

Everyone needs a friend like Chandler.

this made me moist

Goddammit Jesus

Trying to look cool infront of friends

Hurricane Coming to *** Your Shit Up

That worked out well.

Parenting at its finest.

that feeling

When mom says dinner is ready.

whenever i try to look cool

would definitely play that

Poor Batman

cd bubble blowing

nigla u sho'?

It must be hard to fap.

Onward to victory!

The engine of your moms vibrator arrives for assembling

After I aced my first final exam of the semester

*jkaszdf*

This is gonna sting a little

California, now its own country

***

shhhh

'Murica Logic.

***

When Bad luck Brian meets Scumbag Steve in ebay

nailed it!

Best statue ever

Actual true love

oh venus

just chillin

NOPE

'What's in this?' 'Hay bales'

Help nigga out!

Zero ***s given in russia

Dia And The Betus

Weed in space

Many grammar nazis were lost that day...

SasuQUE

Its all about perspective

christmas word search

"Most realistic Grand Theft Auto"

how to deal with people that come crawling back

What beautiful eyes you have

Video game logic #2

College students be like

Pizza might be faster than the police but 4chan is faster than pizza.

When you need it most...

What have you done...

Transparent

Definitely Donating.

That awkward moment.

Netflix on Studying.

Those euro jerks...

Jaden wins this round.

Tumblr on christmas

Title unnecessary!

Wait, what?

Damon and Wahlberg.

Mechanical pencils, more valuable than gold

How it seems these days....

shhhhhhhh only dreams now

How can you walk if your feet aren´t real?

He's right though.