So this is how you obtain what they call "a date"...

New Year's resolution

Every gym owner on January first

chinese hardware stores

1 liek = 1 help for a child

HE IS INVINCIBLE

This should be a thing.

Oh no!!

Hngggh!

grandma living the thug life

Tyler on Miley

niggas be like

"Dad, they beat you bad. Like, really bad. That was embarrassing. Mom said don't come home."

shibe at restaurant

dont be a racist but always go for sex sex sex free sex tonight..

making my way downtown

the new king of /b/

Saw the christmas present he got her and it hit me

He plugs it up his ass

The difference 20 years makes.

Pokemon irl

what a surprise

Couch bag

British national pride

That was a hard pun to come up with

hello? yes this is dovahkiin

Bad Luck Viking

perfect 'murican diet

Hi horny im dad

Stay back SATAN!!!

Smooth..

anti-rape pants

in enemious territory

Much religion

Filthy soap

Pew pew

yeah dammit

liek dis if u cri evrytim

Spawns of Satan.

I'ts a typo, that's all

It's not what it looks like!

Hugelol comments never disappoint me

How to make A cat go insane

But mom!

Hate it when the closet dwarf steals my hamburger

It sure can....

I guess love is overrated

Expert Pick-up Line.

sorry if it's offensive to someone

Are you feeling lucky.....punk?

Omg mom, you don't understand!

when someone flirts with me, and i dont notice

All they do is complain..

Sacrificing for science

It is somewhere, I know it!

That Feel

Ransom Demands these days.

Racism is bad

story of my life

Plot twist

Will, you marry me.

Oh, how i miss this show

I came

Cuz no good story starts with "So, there was this horse..."

you must really hate/love someone to say that

I guess you could say he was well done.

I doubt he has a medical degree

my new year plans

short people problem

i cant title right now. boobs?

The love train never stops

he wanted to put his basilisk in her chamber of secrets

poor Dosh.

chevere

"Hmm let me think.. uppercut, uppercut, jab…" (brb going to hell)

Robert Downey JR everyone!

what did you expected ?

worst parents ever

Get out

i think he is kill

So extraordinary... Apologies in advance.

Knew it

troll.

A classmate made this, thought it deserved to be posted here.

One Hiccup to many.

So she was there all along..

ha gay!

Don't worry Mr. Fish, i save you

when 4chan invades youtube

Link in comments

Such is life in Russia

beebur fagit

Destroy it!

Can't get anymore racist

Best game

Took me a moment to realize the man isn't a painting

where dem girls at?

Pretty sure thats how it went downTheres no other explanation to why there are somany of them

Just a little taste of tumblr's Christmas spirit

Looking for... trouble?