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i can show you an oscar - shining, shimmering, splendid

I think she wants to say no

preety much it

trust me, i'm from the internet

Always be careful

Cause *** you

But you are ghost type

*** your shit. I'm reading.

Tyrone can't get his A's together

Norton cares about your health

well, i guess he won

The cold of us

no dad jokes for him

Skinny snorlax is scary

"he gonna sleep in the big house?"

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

misread, came in gf's eye

College Life...

Fastest way to destroy a friendship

can someone post the LINK where you can buy these?

Refer back to the previously mentioned slide-eating shoe pebble incident

Forever Alone tries Omegle.

stupidity goes both ways, even from west to east

Grammar matters

i'm so sorry prince magaji

I'd watch that

the chalkboard betrayed him

Much math! Such geometry!

she moans like a deaf retard

God dammit Abbey

The "Fan"-tastic 4 in a (somehow big) nutshell

This guy's gonna see places...

What are they doing? It's a Miistery

except mom, she makes sandwiches

a great source of vitamin D

I wonder how much cloths cost in the Matrix

The rebellion is strong in Ukraine

tumblr on nachos

kill it with fire

My Banana may not be edible.

When she lies in bed and says she's ready

Awwww snape

Yea.

Unfortunate misunderstanding

Just send him to jail

Not enough eggs for eggs

PILLOW TALK

*sweats nervously*

better late than never

Moms say the darndest things

That feel

legend says the whole head came off

breaking beard

HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

What the real use was for

Jedi Entrance

Ayyyyeee

gib moni plos

Can i beedrill into them?.

almighty canadian lanugage

Damn, son

Nice try Rengar

Link to the commercial in the description

pfff, details

Fricking ***s!

"Human no! I trusted you"

i could be nasty too.

Spongebob is dirty.

Difference between being gay and a ***

Here is the explanation

part 2 coming soon

let this immerse in our dreams

Just nuke Florida from orbit. Just to make sure.

being a fan goes way back

FINE, GRILL ME A CARPET

barney

They are just misunderstood

That seems logic

hardest game ever.

i salute my parents

classic snoop dogg

God no.

at least he can think unlike me

The similarities are astounding!

a guy + no gf = me

Your is music

Truedat

To infinity, and beyond

Science, byaitch!

The Swiss and punctuality

pic of Justin Biebers arrest

F*cking recession hits hard

break ups break ups everywhere...

this joke worths a million dick

I don't see race

biscuit brake...

Bring da party with

we'll call the new genre trauma

Another era for masturbating