Whenever I try to be sexy for my boyfriend

i wish i could "Ctrl+C Ctrl+V" Emma Watson! (that's how that frontpage thing works, right?)

Pornraid, after just having fapped

Oops.

I introduce to you, the winner of the Olympuns.

fak u notch

Could use that explanation.

ಠoಠ...

Boobs?

i think they nailed it

in a parallel universe

Dad jokes just out of Surgery.

is this the real life?

Literally....its a snake

He has won.

I'm ok with this

Anything but Book Research.

You thought it was a mistake, didn't you?

Mind = BLOWN

69% Maturity.

I am vengeance, I am the nigh... omgisthatacookie?

Trolling porn sites

Oh look, it’s Meowses…

Me too

But Mr. Clarkson, stahp!

the bees

Any answer will do, please.

Not only ice is hard as a rock babe.

This sport needs a fabulous comeback.

Very handsome!

A new contender has entered the ring!

I'll find a way

Greatest Poem ever.

This is why we love the internet

My Major was promoted to Commander.

czechception

5th ring.exe not responding

can i have confirmation that white people do this

canadian diplomatic tactics

very original last two guys

Lockerroom prank...

You know what i´m sayin?

What ever happened to giving her some flowers first?

yes...That's how it is

When Senpai notices you

*slow clap*

When my post reaches front page

black people

So yeah...

i wonder how far this mistake can go

thanks too all our plan sponsors; from the Pirat Party

i grew the manliest beard reading this

a pedobear show on daytime tv, but still they censor the word f*ck

Wurst

Who needs food when you have jesus?

how bad?

Pedobear Seal of Approval

duh (source in comments)

I don't snow what's wrong

Putin's nightmare

Excuse me, Teach, I'd like to study dat ass.

Hybrid.

Guess who's birthday it is!

introducing: next gen forever alone

It's not rocket surgery

Christopher Lee pls

Goodmorning Japan...

this isn't even my final form!

***ing optimists always sober

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sochi good point

Always remember to look at the bright sight of things

inflation

i love it when girls hate the romatic bullshit

is this real life? Is this just fantasy?

224,457 notes. That's approximately 224,457 years. Thx math.

DUUUUUUUUDE!

yeah science ***!

Flappy bird caused it

well what did you expect?

whoa, man.

idk what to say

Attention sikhing at its finest.

Benicat grumblepatch

Awwwww

He's got a point y'know

Russian petting zoo

where are the single hoes?

You wanna know if im Miley Cyrus

i ain't accepting shit

Fab

wait, what??

I'm ash hurr durr i throw pokeballs at pokemon hurr durr

Selena Gomez taking her Discography for a walk

Boy, that escalated quickly

Do you even lift, bro?

ITT: Autistic Mistakes

Know the difference

oedipus did it first, though

Ruff life