If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.

me when i get an unexpected result

turns out michael bay can make gifs

Seriously, now a fatty at Mcdonalds is different.

very scary stuff is happening

Love is in the air

Get with the times, man!

How to make friends on the public bus

Michael Bay: A Nature Documentary

puppies are more fun then other people

You could say he axed for it

disapointing indeed

Overhearing someone talking shit on you.

Putin said 'I'm putin this ring on your finger now.'

Douchebag

College isn't in the kids future,

what the *** did you just said?

Like a Boss

hittler just wanted a donut apple wanted genocide

hate it when it happens

Psychological insight on gay male

COME ON LET ME IN!

Define Active

Me in any physical activity..

Superman back scratch

Wait what

Dealing with those 6-year-olds with way more fancy stuff than you ever had.

Or he just smelling the f*cking curtain...idk

Accurate description of the average Italian

Female Nicolas Cage

Juan tequila pliss

Sexualities skyping

a habit every pussy has

The most hilarious war ever

quatre-vingt-dix-sept

I wish that was a fart

Now find Waldo

this winds me up

Our lord and savior Shrekus Christ

you gotta be kitten me, that would be a catastrophe

shes cashing in for her prize

Saved to fap folder.

Wat...

Amoebalove

Are you ***ing happy Destrolyo, you piece of shit ?

How romantic.

Don't wait until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

New math

And then pulled out out thousands of weapons out of their sleeves

You better leave before i pop a cap in yo' corn

Eye candy

B*tches love diamonds.

both containers broke

No words needed

it might be a penalty

Hugelol comments

I promise!

Long Live the King...

"I'm a leave yo ass here"

Whenever 4chan tries to count...

Yep.

Every time i have a conversation with someone and he's talking nonsense

Stupid

A cow may have been molested

Improve the Team Russia logo.. from bear to dog with just two dots

That's how he did it

The childhood of Zinedine Zidane

The Asian within

Happy Valentine

france, you cunning b*tch

Gays can sometimes be a pain in the ass

NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOO

It ain't easy being a gangster

What are you doing there dady?

Handed this to my doctor acting completely serious...

Maybe, we all got it wrong...

Just look

those legs. must taste delicious.

Most metal thing ever

This is how americans see the french.

Once upon a time in America..

to bullshit lyrics

when you're both screwed

Use the force, Luke.

Hey Paulie...

Every time someone tries to have a conversation with me

that ejaculated quickly

auehehhelenhmaeydmfkellermhqsdifismnqzekftyping

Somebody did his research...

VladiBird

Wow

Genius

Burn it... Burn it all!

Drink responsibly

This popped on my facebook and I really thought it was a nude person with a strapon

i would

New call of duty weapon

When my sober friend is trying to take my drunk ass home and I can't take anything I do seriously.

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know

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