Offensive Joke Quokka: the new mascot of /b/

What is yer favourite colour?

panic-mode activated

What?

The perfection of trolling

why? just why?

Tourists nowadays..

dude bel air is immense

saw a girl passed out bending over a bin. her name? destiny.

"Sweet mother of Jesus, dis some gud water"

don't make gamers angry or they break your arm.

Murica'

Couldn't Beet That

Legend

Dem feels

CAPiTAL LETTERS

i'd want to die if my nephew dressed like that

*freaking intensifies*

I got it.

Wrong number

The snake has a bright future.

The other day, in the hairstyle of Ricky Martin ...

This website

I, for one, welcome our new Dog overlords.

skipping legs is for ***s

4chan meets real life

how does that even happen

Oh spidey...

The Post of Legolas

Classic mix-up

Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife

but, but, im really good at it

ahh the ignorance

My advanced IQ allows me to get this joke.

the swat team doesnt give a flying ***

You can't spell fart without art

Togeth... wait what

better ask first

Why I`m afraid to play Starcraft

Somewhere there, an eagle lost it's wings

those ***s

Nice try Leo...

Good ol' Disney

I get mine something every day

He might not be a pokemon master but he is a friendzone master

i have a delorean, your argument is invalid

living in the Netherlands

let me see, was it good?

Good Guy Burglar

DAMMIT SHAFDUDE

Nipples

smooth as ***

hitler got a larger part of

She'sakeepa

Aged a lot better in real life.

In russia vaginas lick you back

foodzoned

All the urls sound painful

Train Etiquette

iFap

"Honey i'm pregnant"

When girls ask me how desperate can guys be for sex...

Jesus had aids all along

Whenever I see a watermark on a GIF

Natural selection.

Gifception

But no homo

"Nope". Would watch the hell out of that

Something looks familiar....

If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.

me when i get an unexpected result

turns out michael bay can make gifs

Seriously, now a fatty at Mcdonalds is different.

very scary stuff is happening

Love is in the air

Get with the times, man!

How to make friends on the public bus

Michael Bay: A Nature Documentary

puppies are more fun then other people

You could say he axed for it

disapointing indeed

Overhearing someone talking shit on you.

Putin said 'I'm putin this ring on your finger now.'

Douchebag

College isn't in the kids future,

what the *** did you just said?

Like a Boss

hittler just wanted a donut apple wanted genocide

hate it when it happens

Psychological insight on gay male

COME ON LET ME IN!

Define Active

Me in any physical activity..

Superman back scratch

Wait what

Dealing with those 6-year-olds with way more fancy stuff than you ever had.

Or he just smelling the f*cking curtain...idk

Accurate description of the average Italian

Female Nicolas Cage

Juan tequila pliss