They told me I could become anything, so I became delicious

my eyes.. MY EYES!!!

Rape time

Oh heavens, I failed...

oh tumblr

Can't really object on that one

Prease exprain

My wood reacts when someone sits on it too

Seriously, Grandma

seeing a good post

Perfect resemblance

Maybe next time Oscar, maybe next time

as a necrophile

I put the SIN in Business

It only needs a squidward nose now

Dat gap

Yuk! how disgusting

Kinda makes you think...

oh...

After the first Douchebag games the average IQ of the planet rose 30 points

how to speak to the queen 101

I'm so done

babe, i wanna charge you so bad

what if I told you: ladders.

moooooooooooom!

The penguin really deserves it

SNL used to be so much better.

Past tents

Only in 'Murica.

Alpha much?

tripping on youtube

Weapons > words

Is this real life?

After that we shall invade Uranus

People who didn't try Viagra yet

Louisiana resident Chuck DuPree

On the other hand, he's got a jetpack

A is for anteater

Bad influence

Getting Fakes.

The more you know

His acting lessons paying off for once

some people.. geez

Oh Jorah, you so fabulous

They're trying to take over the world.

She doesn't know what she expected

Twice the dad jokes. Must be a pain in the ass.

Babe pls

“ You Were Right”

Goddammit, Society.

I probably do not want to hear myself.

FA-BU-LOUS

That sounds like a nice feature to me.

That's because Harry knows well not to bend over when uncle Vernon's around...

i think this selfie-guy was pretty high

The truth unravelled

Can't f*ck with that logic

i hate vegans

no chest hair no worries

he was a koalafied locksmith

Titans loves big clocks

A full head of hair between them

but they just smelled soooo gooood

lkijyugdtse (I dunno)

a little bit of the side's please

If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the *** out of my face

Without breaking a sweat

Post going well aaanndd its downvoted

I bet it was really hard

Her entire baby? I only forgot a leg last time, pew

Oh

seeing a good post with grammar mistakes

laid by overly materialistic shallow ***es that are after the riches huehue

In 10 days, Crimea will be mine. Follow the news for more info, Comrades

de gowasu

All of Tumblr is one wheel.

America at the moment

Vroom Vroom

Think of the Dolphins.

The current situation in 3 pictures explained

What is it with Americans?

poor leo

nice

Glad you could engage in this conversation too, SirPatStew

lickitung use lick, dicklet is super errective!

i guess some people would like to hear that

blaze it just like you'd be ***ed by satan

Play it cool... Syke!

"He who does not learn from history..."

luke, i ate your slice

The perks of being self employed

I'm out

nice strike faggit now lemme slap ya

Seeya bye.

everyday faces of the dark lord of the sith

Please. Just a bit closer.

Can't argue with that logic

Filipino kik is of stronk

Yeah i'm going back in.

Tumblr thinks too hard