Planking? Soooo yesterday *as I arch over a 3 meter dildo*

That time of the month.

didn't see that cumming.

"Oooohh"

"never skip neck day"

Where is your science now, atheist?

useless piece of shit?not now!

thanks obama

mexican toys are the best

Of course he is...

Would keep Sarah Palin fascinated...

OP's nightmare

*studio laughter*

Ohh Linda.

He will be the new meme for DAT ASS!

it could be a come from behind victory

true magic

That's why they call him Johnny Tightlips

But how can we see each other if we do not exist ?

Smart mother***er

Do it for the Pun

#JustNoseStuff

We all know that girl

Puffy cheeks, Smuged eyes, Mom's spaghetti.

Yeah Reese.

its Mister 305

no need to pay any hours for it

How to make new friends

Brakes failure

I'll take 20.

Gunna get CUT

Top Gear on the Mercedes G 63 AMG 6x6

"We are sad to report that the brutal repression of protests in Ukraine has claimed another life"

Attack on 'Murica

COULD YOU FVCKING NOT?!

Literally

Nyoom

Mr.Freeze anyone?

I have no idea what's going on there

Fitting?

We just don't care anymore

The future is bright

That backfired a little...

I'll try again tomorrow.

Finally

Interactive Vegan-hater Annihilation Nanobot

Moon moon being special again...

Fluffy Frank Faces Fury From Foal

Hey kids. Wanna buy some eggs?

Excuse me

Steven Seagal saves the world again!

Damn crippled cracker

Meanwhile in Korea

Don't look mom. Don't look at your little boy.

I wanna play!

Darwin awards

Something had to be done!

slight mistake in formula

I never fit in and i don't know why

Just another ordinary day in Japan

How to get blind in 3 seconds

"I don't like you in that way, can we just be friends?"

Too late to panic. Accept your fate.

Ouch e.e

Maidan Kombat

Autobots, roll out!

Spot the little OP in progress

I cant describe my love for this face

Sometimes, the comments are synchronising with the post, making it funnier *flies*

Wanting to meet a cute boy at the ***

How many times do i have to tell you?...

well.

Useless stuff is useless stuff

Vladimir, if you are listening, this is your excuse!

Sad picture of Leonardo DiCaprio after the oscars. We pray for him!

If you know what I mean

Move *** (He's Not Even Pedalling)

Just like R. Kelly.

And a b*tchslap. To make you sure the little prick got the idea.

Not Today

It doesn't have to be a human ...

Magneto, you sneaky little bugger...

Is this normal in America? Wouldn't you just slap the shit out of the kid?

Banned from the internet???

Ever wanted to see monkeys racing dogs? no.. well why not?

When we have opposite sex soccer in gym

When you gotta eat... you gotta eat.

Master of disguise

Thats ok I wasnt gonna sleep tonight anyways

BR?

can you zoidberg like this?

When im on a ranked winning spree

ohshitohshitohshit

Suddenly, human sex seems a lot less complicated.

And they are also watching him. Oh, by the way that's not illegal.

Even St Peter is sick of this shit.

Asian men problems..

Words of wisdom

The Joys of Parenthood

Have you seen the new episode of Bleach?