never be honest

After a 4h masturbation marathon

Black guy´s like: "yeah, now he is my *** dawg"

To be fair it's very hard to get the dosage just right.

Get your shit together, Dave.

Legit

Once the hat is backwards... there is no turning back

Nagasaki

How Admins see us

He won AIDS

Plot twist : it's not the wrong number brotha.

MFW people start making Gandalf users, but I'm the original one

Not so subtle

I didn't catch that when I was younger.

The Universes.

huh

Check out the dude in the background getting beard rubbed

Obi-wan's new apprentice

Lord Sauron, forger of the Rings of Power which he controlled with true love

MFW I go to australia

it would be a 2 days walk if she remove her seatbelt.

*** Batman

In battlefield, it doesn't even cost resources

AMERICA! *** YEAH!

That is the face of a guilty man.

Rocket Raccoon prepping for Guardians of the Galaxy.

can't beat this logic

'Museum'

Priorities

I'm gonna jump in it to see if i gain Super Powers

Dave wasn't the brightest soldier of the Imperium

Only knowing how to draw eyes

At least this one has boobs

that guy behind shin knows whats up

Stop honking, I wanna watch telly you dumbass

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The greatest shortcut of ALL TIME.

That actually makes sense

Paint skills through the roof

The cyclops, the poet and the creep

No?

Going to light up that dank. legalize weed plz! fck pigs!

Nonsense, It's not glowing

Get it ?

Was expecting Waldo

How do you call a guy on drugs? High there!

What would you do for sex?

forever a half

It's the circle of life

I'm Out

She also used fried chicken scented perfume

Depressed Vending Machine.

It's the little things in life

When he goes so fast that you lose your breath

Picture it

MRW I have a presentation to do and the whole class is actually here

Not so wrong now is it?

could you not intensifies

So is I

A Friendly Game of Monopoly

How I meth your mother

''Son you know this is onix-ceptable.''

ssssssssss

Well, *** you too Google Translate!

That costume would have done it for me

Harry Potter: Main reason for arachnophobia and trust issues.

no brakes on the rape train

Glitches IRL must be a ***.

burn ***, burn.

Kids these days

John Cleese

Dat's hawt.

The birth of another meme

Need a Nanny? (Worth the read)

yes you do

She may not be Stacy but she sure is a scumbag

I am THIS done right now!

"Just Normal Things"

and another

You see a cute woodland friend, I see dinner

When boys...

Best way to solve your problems in murica

plot twist

Satan is Calling.

How porno starts.

BOOM.

Hound knows best

SmoOOOOth

*** don't need no man!

Ignorantia historiae non excusat

Out of toothpaste? Jim

Could you ***ing not?

Welcome to the internet

I have created the Antichrist

Nice burn.

Not a surprise really

Love banging her drums.

like a smooth criminal

Natural Selection at it's finest

True that