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El-Shirt
my sides are gone
Best friends
Only 2 possible answers, I think its the second one
*** her before she gets cold
never be honest
After a 4h masturbation marathon
Black guy´s like: "yeah, now he is my *** dawg"
To be fair it's very hard to get the dosage just right.
Get your shit together, Dave.
Legit
Once the hat is backwards... there is no turning back
Nagasaki
How Admins see us
He won AIDS
Plot twist : it's not the wrong number brotha.
MFW people start making Gandalf users, but I'm the original one
Not so subtle
I didn't catch that when I was younger.
The Universes.
huh
Check out the dude in the background getting beard rubbed
Obi-wan's new apprentice
Lord Sauron, forger of the Rings of Power which he controlled with true love
MFW I go to australia
it would be a 2 days walk if she remove her seatbelt.
*** Batman
In battlefield, it doesn't even cost resources
AMERICA! *** YEAH!
That is the face of a guilty man.
Rocket Raccoon prepping for Guardians of the Galaxy.
can't beat this logic
'Museum'
Priorities
I'm gonna jump in it to see if i gain Super Powers
Dave wasn't the brightest soldier of the Imperium
Only knowing how to draw eyes
At least this one has boobs
that guy behind shin knows whats up
Stop honking, I wanna watch telly you dumbass
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The greatest shortcut of ALL TIME.
That actually makes sense
Paint skills through the roof
The cyclops, the poet and the creep
No?
Going to light up that dank. legalize weed plz! fck pigs!
Nonsense, It's not glowing
Get it ?
Was expecting Waldo
How do you call a guy on drugs? High there!
What would you do for sex?
forever a half
It's the circle of life
I'm Out
She also used fried chicken scented perfume
Depressed Vending Machine.
It's the little things in life
When he goes so fast that you lose your breath
Picture it
MRW I have a presentation to do and the whole class is actually here
Not so wrong now is it?
could you not intensifies
So is I
A Friendly Game of Monopoly
How I meth your mother
''Son you know this is onix-ceptable.''
ssssssssss
Well, *** you too Google Translate!
That costume would have done it for me
Harry Potter: Main reason for arachnophobia and trust issues.
no brakes on the rape train
Glitches IRL must be a ***.
burn ***, burn.
Kids these days
John Cleese
Dat's hawt.
The birth of another meme
Need a Nanny? (Worth the read)
yes you do
She may not be Stacy but she sure is a scumbag
I am THIS done right now!
"Just Normal Things"
and another
You see a cute woodland friend, I see dinner
When boys...
Best way to solve your problems in murica
plot twist
Satan is Calling.
How porno starts.
BOOM.
Hound knows best
SmoOOOOth
*** don't need no man!
Ignorantia historiae non excusat
Out of toothpaste? Jim
Could you ***ing not?
Welcome to the internet
I have created the Antichrist
Nice burn.