when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

Did you know it was used in WW1 ?

You can tell if someone lies by looking at their eyes

The time has come... and so have I

I wanna see your fishstick

MOOOM!!

He won

Tina is the most gorgeous man I've seen in my life

s-s-senpai san

Alfred, perhaps a greater troll than The Joker.

***es be like...

Geez brian

Life hack.

Stop criticism

kids these days

That subtle hints that we don't get ATM

jesse!

whereareyoufemenists

Strip club issues

And then we'll check the one in his anus

Only dreams now

That ball don't take no shit.

Almighty Gods of the Internet

"I'll show you"

Silly car, you're not a blanket, you're a vehicle

Regretting an instant decision you just made

I can feel the irony here

Check your privilege

shit is about 2 get real

Snoop on Weeds (the TV show), another post about snoop dogg & weed.

wub wub wub

When the acid kicks in

Hey...that's not fair, you're a cheatah

One face

Serves her right

This shit is bananas.

swallow you ***

working in IT in a nutshell.

I guess this is why you're supposed to label your units

Losing your parents in the supermarket

Sorry, please try again.

I swear it was bigger before!

Japanball also taught me how to do this nice thing called hentai. Ever heard of it?

El-Shirt

my sides are gone

Best friends

Only 2 possible answers, I think its the second one

*** her before she gets cold

never be honest

After a 4h masturbation marathon

Black guy´s like: "yeah, now he is my *** dawg"

To be fair it's very hard to get the dosage just right.

Get your shit together, Dave.

Legit

Once the hat is backwards... there is no turning back

Nagasaki

How Admins see us

He won AIDS

Plot twist : it's not the wrong number brotha.

MFW people start making Gandalf users, but I'm the original one

Not so subtle

I didn't catch that when I was younger.

The Universes.

huh

Check out the dude in the background getting beard rubbed

Obi-wan's new apprentice

Lord Sauron, forger of the Rings of Power which he controlled with true love

MFW I go to australia

it would be a 2 days walk if she remove her seatbelt.

*** Batman

In battlefield, it doesn't even cost resources

AMERICA! *** YEAH!

That is the face of a guilty man.

Rocket Raccoon prepping for Guardians of the Galaxy.

can't beat this logic

'Museum'

Priorities

I'm gonna jump in it to see if i gain Super Powers

Dave wasn't the brightest soldier of the Imperium

Only knowing how to draw eyes

At least this one has boobs

that guy behind shin knows whats up

Stop honking, I wanna watch telly you dumbass

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The greatest shortcut of ALL TIME.

That actually makes sense

Paint skills through the roof

The cyclops, the poet and the creep

No?

Going to light up that dank. legalize weed plz! fck pigs!

Nonsense, It's not glowing

Get it ?

Was expecting Waldo

How do you call a guy on drugs? High there!

What would you do for sex?

forever a half

It's the circle of life

I'm Out

She also used fried chicken scented perfume

Depressed Vending Machine.