But.. But.. Captain... Why?

sssssssssssss

Jaime's Way of Saying 'I'd Hit That'

Defeat her

god is watching you

Ooops

Arnie is a jerk (longer version)

yeah, science... ***

"Oh you, ken"

fresh shirt bro

don't eat all the cake joffery

Happy Birthday to the ground!

Which episode was it anyway?

Now you know

When people tell me I shouldn't stereotype

Dammit Neo! You were supposed to be the chosen one!

Classic burns

Answer d) obviously isn't

They are probably below 9000

This cat will be found

he'd have everybody choked up

That dog's a true inspiration to us all

The visual representation of metal as ***

Shove that K up your ass christina

Just a little magic

'Merica

Cage feels.

Damn man that referee

How to skyrim

When texting girls

Cartman always delivers

I found op's dad!

Yep, definitely

But shit, it was 99 cents

I'm not from virginia

The cold never bothered him anyway.

Happens everytime

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

Did you know it was used in WW1 ?

You can tell if someone lies by looking at their eyes

The time has come... and so have I

I wanna see your fishstick

MOOOM!!

He won

Tina is the most gorgeous man I've seen in my life

s-s-senpai san

Alfred, perhaps a greater troll than The Joker.

***es be like...

Geez brian

Life hack.

Stop criticism

kids these days

That subtle hints that we don't get ATM

jesse!

whereareyoufemenists

Strip club issues

And then we'll check the one in his anus

Only dreams now

That ball don't take no shit.

Almighty Gods of the Internet

"I'll show you"

Silly car, you're not a blanket, you're a vehicle

Regretting an instant decision you just made

I can feel the irony here

Check your privilege

shit is about 2 get real

Snoop on Weeds (the TV show), another post about snoop dogg & weed.

wub wub wub

When the acid kicks in

Hey...that's not fair, you're a cheatah

One face

Serves her right

This shit is bananas.

swallow you ***

working in IT in a nutshell.

I guess this is why you're supposed to label your units

Losing your parents in the supermarket

Sorry, please try again.

I swear it was bigger before!

Japanball also taught me how to do this nice thing called hentai. Ever heard of it?

El-Shirt

my sides are gone

Best friends

Only 2 possible answers, I think its the second one

*** her before she gets cold

never be honest

After a 4h masturbation marathon

Black guy´s like: "yeah, now he is my *** dawg"

To be fair it's very hard to get the dosage just right.

Get your shit together, Dave.

Legit

Once the hat is backwards... there is no turning back

Nagasaki

How Admins see us

He won AIDS

Plot twist : it's not the wrong number brotha.

MFW people start making Gandalf users, but I'm the original one

Not so subtle

I didn't catch that when I was younger.

The Universes.