No more choking the chicken

We can only hope!

This is very... shocking information

Plot Twist: Her son is 34.

Oh, The Irish.

Ok, let's be honest, if she was older, we'd be into that shit too.

When i'm wearing a penguin costume on a train and get caught looking at the middle-aged women

Nothing to do here

play it cool carl!

When your mom says it's time to go but starts talking to someone.

Peruvian Jellyfish Sombrero

Very Profound Family Guy...

Just because.

Enjoy your cake !

BOOOOM

Seals, the potatoes of the ocean

What it's like talking to a new user.

Worst part about having had cleaned my grandma's house with Cousins.

pretty far for my standards

When i accidentally send the wrong message

Suddenly , BEARS !

"Who's a good man? You are. Oh yes, you are."

Gurl!! Dat shirt with thoses shoes?!?!!

Jeremy Clarkson is a jerk

i guess he did

Damn you George R. R. Martin

But.. But.. Captain... Why?

sssssssssssss

Jaime's Way of Saying 'I'd Hit That'

Defeat her

god is watching you

Ooops

Arnie is a jerk (longer version)

yeah, science... ***

"Oh you, ken"

fresh shirt bro

don't eat all the cake joffery

Happy Birthday to the ground!

Which episode was it anyway?

Now you know

When people tell me I shouldn't stereotype

Dammit Neo! You were supposed to be the chosen one!

Classic burns

Answer d) obviously isn't

They are probably below 9000

This cat will be found

he'd have everybody choked up

That dog's a true inspiration to us all

The visual representation of metal as ***

Shove that K up your ass christina

Just a little magic

'Merica

Cage feels.

Damn man that referee

How to skyrim

When texting girls

Cartman always delivers

I found op's dad!

Yep, definitely

But shit, it was 99 cents

I'm not from virginia

The cold never bothered him anyway.

Happens everytime

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

Did you know it was used in WW1 ?

You can tell if someone lies by looking at their eyes

The time has come... and so have I

I wanna see your fishstick

MOOOM!!

He won

Tina is the most gorgeous man I've seen in my life

s-s-senpai san

Alfred, perhaps a greater troll than The Joker.

***es be like...

Geez brian

Life hack.

Stop criticism

kids these days

That subtle hints that we don't get ATM

jesse!

whereareyoufemenists

Strip club issues

And then we'll check the one in his anus

Only dreams now

That ball don't take no shit.

Almighty Gods of the Internet

"I'll show you"

Silly car, you're not a blanket, you're a vehicle

Regretting an instant decision you just made

I can feel the irony here

Check your privilege

shit is about 2 get real

Snoop on Weeds (the TV show), another post about snoop dogg & weed.

wub wub wub

When the acid kicks in

Hey...that's not fair, you're a cheatah

One face

Serves her right

This shit is bananas.

swallow you ***