God's OC

There are two kind of people.

Whenever I want to impress someone

I must have missed this part of the story

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

But it could be a Velociraptor

guess he got *puts sunglasses on* tired

When my best friend and I do something stupid and funny

Plot twist: They're already zombies

And guys produce the source code

i also banged your mom

u r faget

Why aren't we funding this?

what a disgrace!

'Murica

Oh Bert, I had no idea that it was you ;)

Supertroll

i guess google is circled out

the bad news at the other hand...

these asians can do anything

israel or isfaek?

it bean found

all hail jim carrey

mom: those aren't your kids ew

Now Family Reunions are gonna be even more awkward.

Doesn't matter had Spatial Quantical Infromation exchange

Gotta love Aladeen

Whuhwhatabooga.

joffery is 4chan

He's got a point.

All this time I've been doing it the wrong way

I can haz brain

This is getting out of Hans

When I upvote a repost I've never seen

Nurse - Test Results LOL

they are the worst drivers

mfw I can't get the joke but the title explained it

I know it's a riposte, but...

et tu brutus

General Friendzone and Captain Obvious in one person.

How I know to change most songs

so close

Fortunately, the vacuum has remained silent the whole time..

Walking past the cops High, trying to act normal

I dont see the problem

Chompy to the rescue!

Heard russia was heading for Ukraine

Oh....

It's much better

WoW

My ex came over yesterday. OTLTA and I need to hide the body in your place

The photobusters

3 easy steps to draw Van Gogh

"Science oven"

Looking up your symptoms online

Burn! Just like last time!

Simpsons are Historic.

Ice cream

And this is why I kill people your honor

football players

Whenever a test seems to be too easy

Twins separated at Birth

To the front page!

mfw the new spiderman movie is already out in mexico and not in the US

I wonder who it is

H

''But first, Lemme take a selfie'' Spaghetti sauce in the comments.

Valve-Team working on HL3

When my best friend broke up with his girlfriend.

So I heard it’s Earth Day

Love is in the air

Et tu, Colbert?

Feels like The Beast is much more persuasive.

As a Canadian, I can confirm this, and if you Jaywalk, a tank comes after you.

HL recently

Oh Varg!

Are you ***ing kidding me

Best way to remove bandages

would eat

The Rock as Brock

Boss Problems

Vegans in a nutshell

FREEDOM INCOMING!!

badass

Found this long ago

I wasn't expecting this kind of reaction, do you?

Window peeping

Yeah, that wouldn't make much sense

Wasn't that the day before some guy was brutally murdered down in Florida?

Trying to be social.

When you mistakenly press space

Evil...

Potatoes gonna potate

that's wacist!

Spongebob Was Metal

True love

scoutleader stan has wise words

Going to school with a hangover.

Scheming Owl

Billy nye the party guy!