Unless it's a Nokia, then, it's Schrodinger's floor you should worry about

this guy has my dreamjob

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a college student trying to get something for free.

I'm so sorry for posting this, I really am, please do not be offended

like one of your french girls

Ohh Chicago.

God bless

ZippityZam

Instant awkwardness

House's one-liner game is strong as hell

Westeros's GoT Talent.

its mating season

he dies with the little dignity he has left

Didn't see that coming

Black History Month.

women in a nutshell

exactly

Every time you have to pick one of those queue tickets.

They're self Aware

Bronies scare me

He's Left 4 Dad

The century of 80's music was the best.

Erhagerhd.

10/10 would watch.

Legendary Show.

Thomas hates asians

She calls his dick "the pengiun", because that's how she walks afterwards

Every Pen ever.

shaking hands

Well I'ts not fair that I cant wear my tutu to work...

legend

so touching, i cried a little

Step 2: Kill yourself.

internet explorer finally serves a purpose!

Amen

"Birth giver"

Just some Simpson gold

subtle hint

I can't say I disagree

Everybody, calm the *** down! I got this shit!

!Is it the Queen of Hearts?" "No.." "Damnit!"

He's learning

Paper beats rock

JustAgeOfEmpiresThings

Ha, jokes on you, I don't even have a girlfriend

So I met this guy at a party....

Introducing the mayor of friendzoneville

sheiiiit

Don't be THAT healer

Damn you, god.

<3

#JustLannisterThings

but what about the lactose ?

Psst, I'll give ya a ride.

Oh right, that's why...

Get rekt Scrub

Seeing these posts reminded me of something

This little train is a hero

Everytime I get dressed to attend the local HL meeting

no cream with my dessert

Because the Americans killed the Feminazis

Where my Drizzles at?

I know we hate videos but just have a look, it only goes for 30s

Go Sanic

Thats what you get for taking the bible literally

friendly friend

Damn b*tch trying' to get me off my computer.

Success

Killer Clown 2

I think we could work something out. Sauce in comments

CoD nowadays

The S actually stands for sonofa***

Balls look like butts without the dick

Not quite funny.

Who does the internet give the upvote to?

To damn accurate

Nazi oath

10/10 would buy album

The Future is now

Ted Mosby: Batting Well Above His Average

damn.. i just finished.. oh well, just can't say no to free candy

If it fits, I murders

You're gonna use that mouth so hard

High parental expectations.

When she finds out you're 6 inches while soft.

Oh subway...

All hail da hypnobutt

I'm not racist but this one is funny

I've seen better on the internet

Why Aren't You White?

MRW I finally finish my exam

Expactation vs Reality

China Pls.

Dragons cannot be tamed

I'll see you guys in heil, who wants to carpool?

"Y you so mean!?"

penis stahp!!! I'm in finals!

huehuehue

Reporting a Repost without it getting removed.

What people think Gay Marriage will create.