F her right in the P, Some sauce in the comments.

Poor tyrone,no kfc for chrismas

Fuk outta mah home!

Then i'll throw it at peter pan

only on the internet

"Rawwrr Rawwrrr"

He's obviously a monster

I think he's pissed off

<3

thats right mercy,they are all ***s.(maby a spoiler)

Sarcastic bear is sarcastic

Drink Drank Drunk

Comebacks that leave people speechless.

how i feel when im drunk and try to sit down

of course you are

10/10 would watch

***ing copyright

Them abs tho

what did they say?

Payday 2 confirmed for better than sex

Bringing non religious friends to church be like

Blackest f**king thing ever.

I tend not to get raped untill the third date

Think you know everything do ya?

Can't dodge the Rodge...

Burrnnn....

He Hates Sandcastles And Dirty Dishes

"I would even trade my gun to get out of here"

How to wake up your girlfriend

Where is your god now?

plot twist: her step dad ***s her.

Cards against Humanity is the best game.

And in the seventh day they partied

make a wish

Elliot hands were tired.

Just some stuff...

I Dream of Hitler

Hotdoge such murica

The Code of the Dad

School is like ...

Murica!

I'll better tie a rope around my sand, so I don't lose it

u jelly brah

That's why it´s the best friend of men (Talking about Putin)

Meanwhile, after all the annexations...

modern art

Graduates be like:

Am iI the only one turned on right now?

Starting to Swear.

People say real action takes place in the comments. And they're right

Bike stealing simulation

helping is nice

I need to see this Sequel.

When mommy allows me to play a little longer.

Trust me, i'm an engineer.

"You're going so ***ing slow, even the snails are catching up!!"

Gotta Get Them Gains

:O

Dre pls

Motorboat

This about sums up the logic of religion

Marco

GoPoor

Sulu doesn't give a shit.

Don't care bear

Been there before.

Loking at fridge the 4th time

#NeverforgettheRoofbreakup

Who are you and how did you get here?

touching story from anon

Poor Nathan

ಠ‿ಠ

20 internet points for you

Polo

always think about the bright side

"Yeah but she's not alive"

It's not a just a Horcrux, it's a mineral.

When someone asks me how to nod

Mormont, the lord and protector of the friendzone.

Hugelol does not show mercy

I hate when they die too easily

proud guy.

Need water?

The Decision

Humanity rules africa

And sniffing the fumes will make you high

So... chicken flavored condoms?

We iz the smartest of countries

This is how i end up doing random things at home

"Bye, ***"

Critically Acclaimed

Mario Kart goes Next-Gen.

Should get at least a C-

back to da gheddo son

Senpai..... One day you wont be able to resist....

I'll bite ya

It's time to vote: YOU decide what we implement next.

when your friend passed the exam

It's a honest mistake.

Sometimes when I'm alone in the lab...