favorite pickupline

even for black people

'Murica

YOU THINK THIS IS A F*CKING GAME?!

thanks Obama !

how i got my gf

North Korea=Best Korea

Enjoy the little things.

I watch spongebob for the plot

Pussyslayer right here

best party ever

Nay I say

nothing more annoying than that

hmmm.

Avada Kedavra mother***er

May the council decide.

Little *** doesn't like Pizza

little time for feels

The MILF lord has spoken.

MRW someone downvotes a good post and I upvote it to cancel out their downvote.

Real Success; Android Edition

hmm

Happens everytime

YOU TITTLE SH!T

Now I'm A Free Pig, And There's Nothing That You Could Do About It! 'It's A ROMAN Law!

Nothing can go wrong! We have taken numerous security measures.

NO ONE

great leader kickin ass

Nobody is safe.

Thanks obama

Putin did it again!

MRW it is Summer.

mother***ing hipsters

Alert the Nobel academy

board games start attacking videogames

Are you ***ing kidding me?

Since when were there toilets in Aldi?

WHO PLACED THE ORDER!?

#Gonnastealmesomegold

YEEEEEEEHAAW! *pew* *pew* *pew*

Maria Kart

F*ck the police

Realizing there is a spider real close to your face..

Would have to be old as shit for your balls to be that low

Sperm inside a condom

BYE SUCKER!!!

[masterrace intensifies]

women in a graph

Jump on the deck and flop like a fish

Me with my friends, If I would have friends.

I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem!

how to lose your virginity

I was once in a situation where I needed one, but this is a whole new level

phrasing anyone?

Hey there....wait... NOPE

4...20?

all we want is to be respected, that's all

***obots *** out.

Meanwhile at ubisoft HQ

Just makes life so much better

friendzoned again

He didn't stick around.

True dat

"My husband died and I found out he had another family" Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned

Girls on Facebook when their parents don't give them what they want

edited*. Someone thinks he's creepy

Kung fu baby

OP moms be like

...my future

Couldn´t agree more

81 seconds?! I wish I lasted that long on my first time... that is yet to come. :(

Dark Souls III preview released

Goofy, you scurvy dog

summer sale soon

achmed the dead terrorist

Plot Twist: Their son is a Quokka

Mustache problems

Hang in there, Hugelol!

That's my fetish

bring me dat bootee

She wants the T

First world problems plus bonus at the end

that ass

kinda gay shit

these sneaky nigglets

After finally downloading the song I was looking for, after countless remixes and covers

perfect plan what could go wrong?

Homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

who knew?

Ugh you don't understand.. It's fashion!

Spot the 2 differences

All he can see are black chicks

Let her drown

The only one who can aim

Jaden knows whats up

They're gonna get their asses whipped, but guess who

seems like grammar nazis have to confront their cousins now

This is fake because irl I would not care.

Your inspiration quota for today

Saul goodman knows his shit.