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Don't forget the Neo sunglasses and a leather trench-coat
Lucky they didn't ship him to china
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It's fake though. He is only 110 years old
Ascension
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment...
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Da Wordy
shinzo….
We have david blaine at home
The hero we need
Shuddup and take my money
The elites don't want you to know this, I have 458 old rich men
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Indeed
Ggg
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Try npm install again
Smooth
Uh oh
Golden Wind
Got me
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Safety always on
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William of the people
Cheers mate
*Insert pun about spam*
Yeah
And I'll see you tomorrow
What if you dig at night when its colder?
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the pigs fear the DOGE
40K
Hello
uwu armewiam gewocide
(((sponsor)))
fire
Werewolves can't resist hotdogs
Double stalls are for ranked competitive shitting
We live in a society
almost
aLEX
breh id be a great sleeper agent
Human centipede
just like the russian hacker with us
Damn straight
The only way is up
Ruthless > speechless
I'm blonde
what a retard
furry
Some dad jokes aren't jokes at all
Very polite
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Dont let him hit you with his mind-waves
winner
yes
Mega evolution is just Digivolving
House is a gamer, he knows
i like trains
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Mankind is a random chimp event
Sleepy Joe -> Sneaky Joe
The fascist death squads already marching after the elections
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Dewit!
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Amateur
If a girl did that to me I'd tell mom
This time, next year, we'll be millionaires
title
knife ears
g.f
give me a drink
Ernest Hemingway
title
another W
war buddys
One stage of your journey is over, another begins
Problem, officer?
A miracle, one of the biggest miracles they say .
Joe you did it!
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Families torn apart, sad, very sad, the most saddest ever
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"Lyin' Kamala"
We could totally reach heaven
let's hope so
Chat is this real?
That's bait