Good dog!

Ultimate Wingman.

Brb gonna park there

"Wait... there's ANOTHER turtle?!"

How's Heaven, Steve?

True...

Why was steam invented

I can have two!

Where the rainbow ends in Ireland

Nice kitty :)

The battle of the ages

That was hard...

P W N D together

And check the print heads

Leave 'Em Alone

Wow, he dint expect that lol

Tips for everyone!

That's a win

He is one of them

That's realistic

No we don't have slavery in Islam -_-'

Me no want to live on this planet anymore

It all makes perfect cents now!

Oppa Ban Ki-Moon Style.

Organ donor.

So it was aliens!

I wanna do this!

Every time

Everytime i have to read a loooonnng text...!

Best award speech ever!

Surprise Motherf**ker

An interesting conversation

Things to release at a wedding:cool vs. not cool bro

Snail

True sh*t?

Oh you

Overheard this conversation: "Deep Purple, huh? What kind of color is that?".

Headcap!

How did he do that?! :O

Raccoon feat Jean Michel Jarre

Cameraman, meet Mr. Bottom - Mr. Bottom, meet Cameraman.

Siri Drunk Text App

And he has big hands

Ctrl+c, ctrl+v

He's Finally Out

We all Do it!

Forgetting.....

Ohhh J.D

How 'Bout NO

Worth it

Don't Do That

Every time I see one of these minivans...

Seems legit...

Please..learn.

I Myth You

Titanic. Then and now

Super Hero By Luck

Not the Right Answer

Dafuq..

Leaving a fart behind in an elevator full of people

Throwing Knives

Bad Things to Say

I'm not alone!

Romney. You liar

The ugly truth!

Sorry! :O

With your donation we can stop juvenile mustaches.

Sounds like RAPE.....?

Well played Disney

Active Volcano sounds nice..

Most skilled spider ever!

Regrets....

It does nothing!

True sh*t

Turning On The Oven

Total confusion

Burn

Science jokes never get old

U mad?

Well f*ck

Lady Gaga's shocking halloween costume

Guy Kisses Beer On The Big Screen

What I Think When I Hear

Hard one for you: Find the differences, other than muppets are cool

Kitty Loves Being Thrown

We've all been there ( sorry if repost )

"Goooo... Sharks!"

"Yea, I just did that, whatchu gon' do about it?"

So I got this girl a drink...

It works everytime!

Other way to adopt

Nice try

Ham overload!

Ruff dog day

That's a solution...

Haaaaaaaattteeeee

Let the extortion begin.

Jesus, Harry!

True sh*t for computer geeks

Getting Your First Paycheck