venomous and poison but ratehr safe you life

11/10 would buy

+5 points for gryffindor

Valve so opsessed with hats even chell has one

Every ***ing day

Senseless Violence

Baltazar doesn't share coke, he steals it

damn son

at least they are honest

Belgium stronk

Deadpool's got his priorities straight

Also, it's illegal to tip your police officer

Because the important thing is knowing to break the ice.

Gets me every time

Flowers are masculine, bro, don't deny it.

Always masturbate

seriously HUGELOL... wtf

muppets by Michael Bay

When my friends think I'm hiding "Hot Girls" from them...

Kirk pls

He is sikh at driving motorcycle !

Honk

Sorry, sorry-- no dumping in the lake.

non-creative names.

Appropriate shirt

Sleep tight

Technology

The whole office will have a Grudge now

<3 for youporn

Winning inception

Multi-kill

I present you , the alpha-beta

Should try keylogging as Hobby too

They are illuminati

wanna guess what he got on his iq test? drool.

99 contacts

How a threatned american reacts to danger

Pretentious little ***.

How I see the "Give Gold" feature.

They go together like:

Putin is at it again

deadpool pls

will never read that scene the same way again

Hitler approves!

Lies people tell their kids

the truth was right in front of our eyes the whole time

Totally Legit.

There's your difference

Nachos is love, nachos is life.

People can't seem to keep their pants on in public.

How it feels when a high level enters the low level zones

The Fountain of youth

Nothing like the turtles.

A true ***

2 girls 1 hub

LONG LIVE JESUS

only in the philippines

No, I'm not. This table is just too comfortable.

"i'm not that competitive" they said.

Every time

Shark Week Winner

atleast you're not lollygagging

Shots fired.

Neil deGrasse Tyson knows how to solve all of the world's problems

Charlie gets in trouble or the hamster gets it, your call mom

It takes heart to give to others in need

The big question of the commonwealth games.

Sorry for the inconvenience. Now stop complaining :)

When I overheard there's more tequilla

Lets all sing

How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?

Being childish

New and improved UI

Mr. and Mrs. Dish

9/10 would want to be a watermelon

Mods be like

Original title

Perfect timing.

"To View This Title, You Must Have The Title Bundle Pack For 59.99$"

Gotta love Robert Downey Jr.

Donate to a meaningful cause pls

Dirty Darwin.

Gang-star as f*ck

I introduce you: The Bedsnake Beater

Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*

Bad Pun: #1

Come on Congress.

Ups I did it again

mfw I see my ex with the person she told me not to worry about

I need sexism cuz

Feminisim

MRW death wants to dance battle for my life

When im about to start watching porn but theres someone in the house wandering around.

***ing Reality.

You can feel his hate

Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys

Papa's boys

It happens

Bloody 'stralia!

Let the girl have her ***ing cereal