Only a Swift deals in absolutes!

Those first memory flashes the morning after a wild party

She Must Have Added More to the Plot

ever got friendzoned so hard you even evolved?

Did you make a wish HL?

[Insert Middle Finger of defeat here]

"Just Doing My Job"

Every kiss begins with an arranged marriage

You broke my favorite glass!!!

You Tried

I prefer Catdog

Grammatically Awkward

damn it!

Should have declared for Stannis instead

Release the Kraken

Get ready for a slap!

She went from a 9 to 11

Nice Try! BAE

Hobbit love

Half-Life 3 Confirmed

Rekt

That. Just. Hurts.

Sasha pls

Trailer for the new final destination

The Quest to Find Satisfaction With Existence

She fat

You Can't Fix Stupid

The story of my creation

How to troll Americans

heard you talkin shit

* cough cough *

let's shoot LSD they said it'll be fun they said

Hi, I'd like an American pickup please

Making Friends 21st Century Style

There's no limit for stupidity

Graphing the slope of that booty

and also the first hole he filled

How I imagine the guys who never comment but always upvote

*grandma

Like a boss

ask jesus for a threesome

Me around babies.

Who's the better Digimon?

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare's Reveal in a Nutshell

Cheat code

We have so much in common!

that's dark

Always Honor the Bro Code

When I downvote a post and reaches to the front page

That moment.

GTA in real life

Easier 'done' than 'said' this time.

GTA in real life 2

18 Sick Facebook Burns.

ehhh how else do you keep them warm? dumbass

Canadian Moshpit

When babe is tired but you want more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Life Sure is Something

For my americans friends, is called lettuce

in order, WOW, Dark Souls, and FFXIV

When your girlfriend see your browsing history

Alpha Male detected

what really happened that day

I purged the lanes so Hugelol Admins can chill their mamaries

When the intro is soo bad

when I am showing my mom my condo

Oh Peter.

Nice rate

can I watch?

How to turn someone down

rude

never let Poland near your car

dat was punny ... heh

*pops party poppers*

You gotta reach for it!

U wot m8?

Epic design fail

no fouling

A white girl got some bad news

Legolas pls.

Private sign reporting for duty

kek

*** told she was pregnant

Satan is being needy ***

Pickup line that gets all the girls

well ...

Da rude Sandstorm

y u do dis?

Ranked games be like:

Art is Subjective

He apologizes

It's just a flesh wound!

Public Service Announcement. Also, Hail Hydra

He's a winner

Seems legit

deal with it

Oh thankg God! I was confused for a moment!

I'd like to know the story behind the local train service's bathroom stickers.

The Newfags are strong within this one