After waiting 30 minutes to order, this finally got the attention of our waiter

Hogwarts Curriculum

20% discount on flight to the moon with malaysia airlines

He lifted for our sins

When newspapers don't check their sources

***s true purpose

He got his priorities straight

None of the 100 people poled agreed with me. But I'm not wrong.

One of those things aren't like the others...

Nicely Played

The true dragon master

Now do it, f*ggot !

South Korean Man Has Best Kim Jong Un Halloween Costume Ever

New Swedish mall recreates ancient rune of "playing a wind instrument"

Cartoon realism

Gr8 R8 M8 8/8

The morning after Halloween is always so awkward

Halloweens over, enough costumes

Poo is not a joke kids

Talking to Girls

Money talks.

Basically every single argument on vaccines

Every relationship eventually comes to this...

tattoo ideas

Hours of frustration

Not sure if joke or really bad phrasing

Silly String

Obviously fake but pretty damn accurate

Jesus has all the answers

Anon's take on The legend of zelda

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

It looks kinda colorful if you look carefully

The truth about pumpkin carving.

Always be prepared for the worst

Even Super-Villains have rough Halloweens

Did you hear something hunny?

Two types of people..

Probably women

Sikh and tired

Now I can meet my friends

Types of drunk

Only 98.000 short

everything anime-main-characters care about...

Working in the food industry, summed up in one sentence

Insecurity.

Coworker said happy Halloween and gave me this.

How To Deal With Junk Mail. Must try

Chipotle is out of ***

competitive lightbulb replacement

Kid keeps it real on Jeopardy...

Human Fuel

He loved it so much he did it 3 times himself

Perfect time for a picture

This house is for squares

Does Diet Coke Give You Cancer?

So high,Dawg

Everyone needs a GREAT pun to start the day

Angle.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turbans

Oh shit...!

Just keep trying, maybe it'll work.

Well, my girlfriend might not be pleased.

Would you care for some nuts?

Dad issues

Didn't even get caught

Poof! Single.

There's going to be so much paperwork

I forgot how epic is Skyrim

All day this couple ran up to different Batmans, yelled "son!" and then dropped to the floor.

This new community mission seems pretty fu- HOLY SH*T

Facebook cover?

PENIS!

ಠ_-

Lord of The Pugs

Japan doesn't *** around with Halloween.

Anon posts hentai

[murrica intensifies]

Destiny as a sandwich

Supa Fly

The Walk of Shame After Halloween Is Always the Worst Walk of Shame

Come on Larry

Sums up my flirting skills

you have a serious problem

You're a wizard Harry

Michael Scott is the best

Facebook didn't get it.

2nd Best Job Interview

She wants the D

I just stand at the back and ting

What doctors believe.

Poor train

For all the DBZ fans

Alice in Chainz

accidental pedophilia

Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip

Eiffel Towered

The guy who was motivating people at the gym.

Things to do with 1 Trillion $,part 1

Move Over Westboro: This Years Costume is Lactose Intolerance

Checkmate