This is brilliant.

He posted his own death news

Well there's your problem.

Yup... Pretty Much Sums It Up

The only thing feminists are good for

Where the *** am I?

In case chess wasn't 'real' enough for you

AHH JESUS!!!

I'm batman

Statistics

Advice probably worth taking

Gently

The worst side-effect of all

Yeah... So there's a website called CornHub. You feeling Corny?

There is no love that can compare

Kyle COULD NOT WAIT when his wife said she wanted to try it on all fours tonight!

errr

Saw this driving home from school.

$15 an hour huh.

A small clarification...

I call systematic rape

Thanks for sharing Ken...

Must be in India

Guns don't kill

who wouldn't? probably not by getting shot though

Doctor's handwriting font

We all have that friend

Don't shop lift

Irish person applies to work as a teacher in Korea.

finally

Democracy in florida ladies and gents!

VLC has encountered a problem with windows.

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

Brian Griffin

Louis C.K.'s take on Rolling Stone

Whose line?

When you desperately start looking for ways to get into the club because you forgot your ID

Lolwut?

We really don't...

Always read over your emails

Society these days

Good thing cats have 9 lives

It's not murder if there is no body

Not with that attitude you can't

Majestic

Oh 90s.

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

The only answer when someone asks "how would you know?"

Random Google Earth find.

Difference between childhood fear and adult fear

Every university needs Caroline.

Shoe Zone has sass

If all adds were like this one though

Every time

Synonym rolls...

Fishing

Family fun

Airsoft safety 101

mans be like "yeah great bo....hair"

Black people clothes.

Stop stereotyping men.

Interesting philosophy

When I get insulted as Support

The Purge

Sad Aquaman

Crafty indeed.

Donald Duck doesn't *** around.

Sam Lake Part 2

Be nice to frank

Hoes ain't loyal

Well that makes a lot of sense.

Oh deer

What a bold shirt.

Movie Logic

Blunt rappers.

Sex after kids

Bad Genes..They'll Get Ya'

Ford Capri generation

Conan reveals the real cost of your new iPhone.

Always gets me

Wyoming Wind Sock

Politically Correct

Get your facts straight

Urban dictionary wins

Diversity

Hey kids, what are your favorite songs to run to?

Don't beam me up, Scotty...

10 minutes before getting a deadly bite from a shark

Why Archer is just like Futurama

.......and a diet coke.

Don't even think about getting in her way.

MFW i'm fighting a Metapod who only uses harden

After waiting 30 minutes to order, this finally got the attention of our waiter

Hogwarts Curriculum

20% discount on flight to the moon with malaysia airlines

He lifted for our sins

When newspapers don't check their sources

***s true purpose

He got his priorities straight

None of the 100 people poled agreed with me. But I'm not wrong.