Good thing cats have 9 lives

It's not murder if there is no body

Not with that attitude you can't

Majestic

Oh 90s.

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

The only answer when someone asks "how would you know?"

Random Google Earth find.

Difference between childhood fear and adult fear

Every university needs Caroline.

Shoe Zone has sass

If all adds were like this one though

Every time

Synonym rolls...

Fishing

Family fun

Airsoft safety 101

mans be like "yeah great bo....hair"

Black people clothes.

Stop stereotyping men.

Interesting philosophy

When I get insulted as Support

The Purge

Sad Aquaman

Crafty indeed.

Donald Duck doesn't *** around.

Sam Lake Part 2

Be nice to frank

Hoes ain't loyal

Well that makes a lot of sense.

Oh deer

What a bold shirt.

Movie Logic

Blunt rappers.

Sex after kids

Bad Genes..They'll Get Ya'

Ford Capri generation

Conan reveals the real cost of your new iPhone.

Always gets me

Wyoming Wind Sock

Politically Correct

Get your facts straight

Urban dictionary wins

Diversity

Hey kids, what are your favorite songs to run to?

Don't beam me up, Scotty...

10 minutes before getting a deadly bite from a shark

Why Archer is just like Futurama

.......and a diet coke.

Don't even think about getting in her way.

MFW i'm fighting a Metapod who only uses harden

After waiting 30 minutes to order, this finally got the attention of our waiter

Hogwarts Curriculum

20% discount on flight to the moon with malaysia airlines

He lifted for our sins

When newspapers don't check their sources

***s true purpose

He got his priorities straight

None of the 100 people poled agreed with me. But I'm not wrong.

One of those things aren't like the others...

Nicely Played

The true dragon master

Now do it, f*ggot !

South Korean Man Has Best Kim Jong Un Halloween Costume Ever

New Swedish mall recreates ancient rune of "playing a wind instrument"

Cartoon realism

Gr8 R8 M8 8/8

The morning after Halloween is always so awkward

Halloweens over, enough costumes

Poo is not a joke kids

Talking to Girls

Money talks.

Basically every single argument on vaccines

Every relationship eventually comes to this...

tattoo ideas

Hours of frustration

Not sure if joke or really bad phrasing

Silly String

Obviously fake but pretty damn accurate

Jesus has all the answers

Anon's take on The legend of zelda

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

It looks kinda colorful if you look carefully

The truth about pumpkin carving.

Always be prepared for the worst

Even Super-Villains have rough Halloweens

Did you hear something hunny?

Two types of people..

Probably women

Sikh and tired

Now I can meet my friends

Types of drunk

Only 98.000 short

everything anime-main-characters care about...

Working in the food industry, summed up in one sentence

Insecurity.

Coworker said happy Halloween and gave me this.

How To Deal With Junk Mail. Must try

Chipotle is out of ***

competitive lightbulb replacement